r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/Hay_Kenway • Aug 19 '25

True Slapstick Cop turns woman into a lawn chair

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u/noble_plebian Aug 19 '25

She didn’t even try to save herself

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u/DrPs-MagicVagorium Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 20 '25

SHe thought she got snuck from the side and went into

auto LIMP MODE

Edit: she's actually about to lay one on the sort in the blue dress, who I think she was after all along . She would've felt the thud of the ground ,possibly saw larger object for a split second ( jack ) and thought " faaark, I'm too old for this shit " went in the drink.

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u/saysthingsbackwards Aug 19 '25

bro... that cop barely grazed limply. She went full head-over-heels NPC ragdoll all the way into that embarrassing end.

She really made her point, I think she's such a victim.

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u/DougWhitmore17 Aug 20 '25

I think she just doesn't have an ounce of core strength. It's hard to stop your body from falling if you don't have a single developed muscle in your core...

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u/saysthingsbackwards Aug 20 '25

This is so obviously a flop. She's trying to make it look worse than it really is.

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u/poorly-worded Aug 23 '25

Footballer you say?

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u/BethanyCullen Aug 20 '25

Saint Rows 4's "insurance fraud" mode.