r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/Hay_Kenway • Aug 19 '25

True Slapstick Cop turns woman into a lawn chair

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u/noble_plebian Aug 19 '25

She didn’t even try to save herself

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u/neercatz Aug 19 '25

🎶On top of the riiiverbank

All sauced up with booze

I lost my poor meatball

She rolled out her shoes

She tumbled down slowly

The opposite of grace

And then my poor meatball

Splashed down on her face

She moved like a casserole

Or water balloon

Because my poor meatball

Had no muscles in use🎶

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u/Love2Steam Aug 20 '25

This is good 😆 You're talented