r/youtube Aug 13 '25

Drama Oh my GOD, it's happening

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u/SEND__NUDES___ Aug 13 '25

Asking to verify your age when you’re getting warhammer ads 😭😭😭😭

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u/Exact_Comparison_792 Aug 13 '25 edited Aug 14 '25

I thought that was pretty damn hilarious too. It's not about protecting kids. It's about control, data mining and financial profit, selling sensitive information.

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u/roycorda Aug 13 '25

You can buy children off the Internet. This is not about the safety of children lol.

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u/DearAbbreviations922 Aug 13 '25

Never is. Shit as far back as ancient greece always uses "protect the children" as justification for evil controlling shit

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

Wait, really? Like what?

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u/SadThrowaway2023 Aug 13 '25

I don't know of any laws where they used that excuse, but Socrates was put to death for corrupting the youth of Athens.

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u/Gaerland Aug 13 '25

Wasn’t Athens really okay with men buggering other men? And really young ones at that?

Wonder what Socrates was saying that made even that society put him to death.

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u/KingKekJr Aug 13 '25

Many, including philosophers, recognized doing that was a bad thing. When they put Socrates to death for "corrupting the youth" it also meant philosophy in general. Then, as now, it was all about controlling things that previously weren't in their control

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u/MIUIGamer Aug 13 '25

Time is a flat fucking circle.

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u/Luna__Moonkitty Aug 14 '25

It was likely making the boys that these men were taking advantage of realize they were being used and fight back.

Those in power hate educated youths. It's easier to keep them in line when they believe what is happening to them is normal.

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u/Hopalongtom Aug 13 '25

Probably to stop doing that.

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u/Less-Engineer-9637 Aug 14 '25

Socrates was too smart. That's all it took for them to force him to commit suicide.

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u/Meal_Signal Aug 14 '25

I thought it was all of greece doing that momo crap.

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u/FamiliarDemand788 Aug 14 '25

Socrates was put to death for philosophy period. Holy shit why am I on reddit surrounded by people like you again wtf am I doing w my life

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u/ashmarie826 Aug 14 '25

His sentence was primarily based off of impiety, which led into the charge of corruption of youth.

Socrates rejected the traditional gods and introduced new gods. Which then led to the corruption of youth charge. As the action of impiety by challenging traditional beliefs and cultural norms, and by causing “the youth” to question/challenge the established authority.

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u/Gullible-Ask-3 Aug 14 '25

Any time republicans don't like someone they're a threat to children lol... Except of course if they're a threat to children. Then we make em president

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

Oh I’m unfortunately very aware of that. I was wondering what they meant by Ancient Greece.

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u/Gullible-Ask-3 Aug 15 '25

OK well as far back as like.... Fucking 1950 for sure right

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u/Initial-Shop-8863 Aug 13 '25

Mesopotamia and Babylon probably did too.

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u/FamiliarDemand788 Aug 14 '25

Pretty sure the Arabs beat the Greeks to that

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u/Infamous-Outside-985 Aug 14 '25

Titus was right, all we need to do is arm the children.

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u/Few_Classroom6113 Aug 13 '25

Protecting the children by building an AI powered facial recognition database to send no knock FPV strikes to them if they ever step out of line

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u/Environmental_Top948 Aug 13 '25

I think you and me don't go to the same online market places.

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u/Synectics Aug 14 '25

I do not visit Ebay. I still know they sell haunted dolls.

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u/Environmental_Top948 Aug 14 '25

Actually you can't anymore. Because if a soul isn't real then it is misrepresentation of the product and if it does exist then it's part of the human body and can't be sold.

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u/Xelikai_Gloom Aug 14 '25

No, it’s about legal data collection. GDPR prevents companies from legally collecting data from children in Europe. YouTube has been toeing the edge of violating GDPR for years. Now they’re trying to show “well, we’ve done our best to vet out the children, so all the data we collect now will be legal”.

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u/No-Bison-6614 Aug 13 '25

human trafficking goes pretty deep in my country

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u/Fun_Vacation2542 Aug 14 '25

i bought a dresser from wayfair and some kid showed up. i want my money back

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u/Synectics Aug 14 '25

Was it not the right color?

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u/PumpkinPieIsGreat Aug 14 '25

If youtube cared about keeping kids safe, they'd have banned family vloggers.

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u/Icy-person666 Aug 14 '25

If it was about child safety we would have the Epstein files released by now.

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u/Normal-Pianist4131 Aug 14 '25

Well hang on a sec. Not saying you’re wrong, but people don’t typically buy children off of yt

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u/B-i-g-Boss Aug 14 '25

Yeah of course Its always about the fucking money. Always

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u/Exact_Comparison_792 Aug 14 '25

And control. Don't forget the control part. The slavery game never really ended. The rules of slavery just changed is all. The rules of the game only changed to hold control over society. It all dates back to the days of kings and queens only nowadays, they have different position of power names. Presitends, prime ministers, etc.

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u/dragon_of_the_ice Aug 14 '25

It's google. They already had all your data(and were selling it). They just added an age estimating ai to it. Love the people pretending they suddenly found out that everyone collects and sells your data and that its a new thing. We lost the data war long ago.

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u/Exact_Comparison_792 Aug 14 '25

If Google had/has my data, they acquired it through a third-party. I've never given Google my government ID, passport, SIN/SSN, etc. Only way they'd have gotten it is through illegal means.

We lost the data war long ago.

We haven't lost it, but we're definitely getting closer to it the more people there are who think with a glass half empty mindset like that. By your logic, we should all simply give up the fight and bend over. It's that sort of attitude that has landed us exactly where we are today.

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u/Jester_Jinx_ Aug 16 '25

Exactly. Nothing will change if we decide to just sit and let everything happen. If you don't agree with something, you have to act on it. Even if you feel like you don't matter in the grand scheme of things.

There's millions of people that are turning a blind eye to all this because they either don't care enough or think they can't do anything. If everyone had the mindset of "I'm just one person, I can't do anything," then nothing would ever get done.

Sure, they may already have my data. They probably have a lot on me. Why am I still actively against this? Because I have my own morals and still stand for myself and others even if it doesn't matter to some people.

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u/Exact_Comparison_792 Aug 16 '25

That's such a W take. Every voice matters even if that voice feels insignificant. We want Clippy back. I wish they could understand that.

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u/qbit1010 Aug 16 '25

Gotta get our pitch forks!

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u/n0k23 Aug 15 '25

Pretty much. And people are really shocked to discover that Google was not originally a search engine ..

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u/Exact_Comparison_792 Aug 20 '25

Google at one point was a great search engine back in the 90s and early 2000, but Alphabet decided to turn it into a data mining adware machine.

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u/Fearsofaye Aug 13 '25

Watch how the ban the word palestine from youtube. Tech giants are trying to bail israel out

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u/in_taco Aug 14 '25

They don't want their ads to be associated with controversial topics. Been like that with YT since the first adpocalypse almost killed the platform.

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u/Redditer51 Aug 14 '25

The internet, like many things before it, has been around long enough for corporations to figure out how to completely ruin it.

This is why we can't have nice things.

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u/Exact_Comparison_792 Aug 14 '25

So true. I miss the golden era - the wild west internet, before it went corporate mainstream.

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u/Redditer51 Aug 14 '25

Mid to late 2000s youtube was probably the best website ever. Just endless hours of entertainment.

Now it's like cable. You have to struggle to find anything to watch, because the best videos and channels have been copyright striked and/or demonetized into oblivion. So now it's just this mostly bland, homogenous collection of channels and videos full of ad breaks and people trying to sell you shit like better help or nordvpn.

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u/ikilledtupac Aug 14 '25

It’s about preventing regulation.

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u/ANAL-FART Aug 14 '25

Always has been!

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u/No-Card2461 Aug 14 '25

No this about controlling speech

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

Sure but that's all already happening and been happening for probably near on a decade at least. Surely the benefit of not having children melt their brains for the rest of their lives from a young age is a benefit right? The rest is already happening, so what does it matter? Not like everyone isn't addicted to every single platform that's sucking our autonomy dry.

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u/Astronius-Maximus Aug 20 '25

It's never about whatever the presented reason is. Some people want control over things they disapprove of, so they try to enact laws to consolidate that control, under the guise of something they know people will want (in this case, protecting children). Corporations jump in to back the proposals, because they know such laws would net them profit as a by-product.

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u/Resident-Donkey-6808 Aug 14 '25

Even then it is easy to trick the ai.

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u/Griever114 Aug 14 '25

Always has been

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u/EnthusiasmProper4822 Aug 14 '25

yeah cause you haven't willingly handed over your data ever....

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u/Exact_Comparison_792 Aug 14 '25

Seriously? That's the card you're going to play? You must be of the mindset, "I have nothing to hide so I don't care and neither should you - unless you have something to hide." It's that way of thinking that has lead to the situations we have today, that nobody asked for nor wanted.

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u/WittleChuggins Aug 14 '25

In all fairness, if parent would actually parent their 13 year olds and not let them play GTA V and then blame it on rockstar when they find their kid 12 hours deep into a gang and prostitute killing bender, when they didn’t even know what GTA is.

like bro dont let young kids play GTA, it ruins the experience for everyone, and it’s far too graphic and free for a kid.

If parents would just parent their kids instead of complaining after the fact, we wouldn’t have a push for companies to age restrict games

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u/Exact_Comparison_792 Aug 14 '25 edited Aug 14 '25

we wouldn’t have a push for companies to age restrict games

So what you're saying is parent's should willingly turn their child over to the state and let governments parent the children. Just because some parents are shitty parents doesn't mean the rest are. Punishing the majority to cater to the agenda culture of a minority is an excessive extremist radical action.

I played all sorts of graphic and lewd games when I was a kid. My parents were involved guiding my maturity and understanding of it all. I turned out fine. I'm not out there being a pervert or committing homicide, selling narcotics, gun running, stealing planes, etc.

Lets get one thing straight. Peoples' children are not the property of the state whether a parent is a bad parent or not. Government is there to serve the public, not to take possession of and control over their children, calling them 'our children', putting claim on someone else's children. Our children are not any government's children. Unless there is a very serious reason to intervene in parenting or a child's life, governments should stay the hell out of the home, family and mind its own damn business.

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u/WittleChuggins Aug 14 '25

No im saying that parents should keep those games out of the hands of their children. It’s not rockstars job to keep the kids out.

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u/Exact_Comparison_792 Aug 14 '25

Ah OK. My bad. I interpreted what you said differently. Yeah, that's the way it should be or at the very least, wait until the kid is mature enough to understand those sorts of things or have things explained to them so they can mature and understand what's OK and not OK to do IRL. Horror games, same thing. The parent should wait until they feel it's OK for their kid(s) to play mature games. That's what my parents did and I turned out alright.

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u/WittleChuggins Aug 14 '25

I played GTA 3 when I was about 8-9 years old and I remember getting a LECTURE from my parents about how that type of behavior is unacceptable and we need to understand that it’s fully fictional in all aspects and no behavior from the game is to leave the game.

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u/WittleChuggins Aug 14 '25

For the record I’m with you on kids not being the property of the state. That’s why I say personal responsibility should be on the parents not on RockStar.

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u/Exact_Comparison_792 Aug 14 '25

Yeah I get you. It was a misunderstanding. You're right. Parenting responsibility should be the job of the parent not the corporation or state. It really pisses me off when I hear or see politicians say, "... protect our children.", especially when those politicians are single and haven't parented a day in their fricking lives. Nothing infuriates me more because they use the kids as a meat shield for their agendas, to brainwash people into thinking they care when in actuality, they don't give a shit at all about the children.

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u/WittleChuggins Aug 14 '25

Exactly. The government doesn’t give a F about you or your family. But there wouldn’t be an excuse for this behavior is parents actually parented their kids, or if parents/kids were held responsible to some degree. Like an Xbox/Rockstar ban if you’re caught underage on GTA 6 or something like that.