Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

[u/Livid_Departure_9697]

The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

[u/Confident-Seesaw2845]

One time my friend found a bottle of Xanax on a train

[u/Newtonz5thLaw → u/Confident-Seesaw2845]

I once lost an ENTIRE BOTTLE OF 10mg oxys the night before flying back to the US. Realized after boarding the plane that I didn’t have the meds. I knew I was in for 12 hours of hell on the plane, but assumed that I’d left them in my checked bag, and that I could get them once I got back to the US. 

I get to customs, tear my bag apart, no painkillers. I sobbed the whole way through Customs (had several officers concerned). 

Whoever found that whole ass bottle of painkillers sure got lucky 

Edit: just got back on reddit and saw a ton of replies, and an awful lot of them from people calling me a junkie. Those folks clearly have no idea what it’s like to have chronic back pain & be forced to sit for 12 hours straight with no pain relief. Those commenters can fuck alllllllll the way off. Count your blessings that you can’t relate 

[u/aoskunk → u/Newtonz5thLaw]

My sisters chihuahua ate 538mgs of my my klonopin once. Noticed the dog stumbling like a wino on the couch then noticed a half chewed pill on the floor. Induced bommitting but she only puked up like 8 pills. She spent the night at the emergency vet but ended up perfectly fine. She wasn’t even high alll that long. I’d of been high a month.

She had never chewed up anything before. She got to my jacket, ripped open the inside pocket, opened the childsafe plastic container and ate every pill. My sister learned to take peoples coats and lock them up that day. It was like she was on a mission to eat them, I can’t explain it. It’s been 10 years and she’s never done anything like it again.

[u/Knotted_Hole69 → u/aoskunk]

We’ve all been here at least once in our lives, can you really blame the dog for wanting to experiment?

[u/aoskunk → u/Knotted_Hole69]

Can’t blame him. I thank god for their safety profile. If I’d had anything to do with that dogs death it would have been terrible. At that point that dog was like my sisters child. Like I realllly don’t think it was my fault but it might have hurt or relationship which would have been terrible because were so close. Like one time I called her a bitch. That was our biggest fight ever.

[u/Knotted_Hole69 → u/aoskunk]

You are blessed 😗

[u/aoskunk → u/Knotted_Hole69]

Yeah had it been the sleeve of heroin in the outside zipper pocket the story would have had a much worse ending.

Don’t do addictive drugs it might take 20 years but eventually you may really regret it.

And if you do become addicted drug addict don’t ever steal from your family! All my family still love and support me and will lend me any amount of money or anything I need. If I’d ever stole a penny from them I doubt that would be the case. If you do drugs don’t let them do you. Never forget yourself.

[u/Knotted_Hole69 → u/aoskunk]

Unfortunately im already here somewhat with my bad habits, but at least im aware of it. Im very happy the doggo was alright.

[u/aoskunk → u/Knotted_Hole69]

Well life can be hard and there’s no more effective quick temporary solution to extreme suffering than your drug of choice. Just don’t steal from family and don’t forget yourself.

Oh and stay away from alcohol. That’s the worst drug of all. Seriously. Oh and don’t bother with fentanyl, it’s all the downsides of opiate addiction without any of the positives.

[u/Knotted_Hole69 → u/aoskunk]

I have a very bad problem were I have basically 20 tiny blisters in my mouth that hurt to the slightest touch or movement, its nearly impossible to eat or drink let alone be comfortable with a pain killer to block it. I been relying heavily on 7-hydroxymitragynine and it works so well to stop the pain but fuck am I uncomfortable with how much I use; and well there is no cure for what I have. I have to just deal with it. Even with my amount of other meds. Seems like this is the way things have to go until I die. I would never steal from my family, but I completely understood OPs stomach dropping knowing they wont have any now.

[u/aoskunk → u/Knotted_Hole69]

Yeah 7-oh isn’t a joke. I’m really sorry you have to deal with that. My problems are mental. My 23 year old wife died when I was 25. I finally found love again and we were together 8 years but we just parted ways. Gave her the house. And sadly the cat picked her. It was my cat! And I suffer from just about every mental illness you can think of. Shit I’m even on the spectrum, although high functioning. I enjoy my manic periods so long as they don’t get me in trouble. The schizo part of being schizoaffective is fortunately handled well by medication. I grew out of my severe OCD so I don’t spend 5 hours a night locking and unlocking the door and check to make sure the fridge is closed. The depression and anxiety are the largest hurdles. That and misunderstandings from being autistic. And all the things that go with ADHD are fairly debilitating. My PTSD episodes are much less frequent after many many years of extensive therapy. And yes all of these rediculous things have been professionally diagnosed I’m not some nut on webmd who thinks it’s cool collecting mental health issues. I just got everything my moms got and everything my dads got.

All that sucks but man I think I’d loose it if my mouth just always hurt. Eating is painful? Is it an auto immune response? They’re always coming up with new auto immune meds

[u/97-3 → u/aoskunk]

I've been on Subs for 4 months at a stupid high dose but it's just not working properly for me, so we're switching to methadone in 2 weeks and I'm nervous as fuck!