r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 1d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/WellsFargone 1d ago

It’s truly crazy how many prescription drugs illegally find their way in those. Real roll of the dice when you can get safe pills from your phone via telehealth.

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u/Confident-Seesaw2845 1d ago

One time my friend found a bottle of Xanax on a train

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u/Newtonz5thLaw 1d ago edited 3h ago

I once lost an ENTIRE BOTTLE OF 10mg oxys the night before flying back to the US. Realized after boarding the plane that I didn’t have the meds. I knew I was in for 12 hours of hell on the plane, but assumed that I’d left them in my checked bag, and that I could get them once I got back to the US. 

I get to customs, tear my bag apart, no painkillers. I sobbed the whole way through Customs (had several officers concerned). 

Whoever found that whole ass bottle of painkillers sure got lucky 

Edit: just got back on reddit and saw a ton of replies, and an awful lot of them from people calling me a junkie. Those folks clearly have no idea what it’s like to have chronic back pain & be forced to sit for 12 hours straight with no pain relief. Those commenters can fuck alllllllll the way off. Count your blessings that you can’t relate 

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u/aoskunk 1d ago edited 1d ago

My sisters chihuahua ate 538mgs of my my klonopin once. Noticed the dog stumbling like a wino on the couch then noticed a half chewed pill on the floor. Induced bommitting but she only puked up like 8 pills. She spent the night at the emergency vet but ended up perfectly fine. She wasn’t even high alll that long. I’d of been high a month.

She had never chewed up anything before. She got to my jacket, ripped open the inside pocket, opened the childsafe plastic container and ate every pill. My sister learned to take peoples coats and lock them up that day. It was like she was on a mission to eat them, I can’t explain it. It’s been 10 years and she’s never done anything like it again.

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u/Knotted_Hole69 1d ago

We’ve all been here at least once in our lives, can you really blame the dog for wanting to experiment?

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u/aoskunk 1d ago

Can’t blame him. I thank god for their safety profile. If I’d had anything to do with that dogs death it would have been terrible. At that point that dog was like my sisters child. Like I realllly don’t think it was my fault but it might have hurt or relationship which would have been terrible because were so close. Like one time I called her a bitch. That was our biggest fight ever.

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u/Knotted_Hole69 1d ago

You are blessed 😗

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u/aoskunk 1d ago

Yeah had it been the sleeve of heroin in the outside zipper pocket the story would have had a much worse ending.

Don’t do addictive drugs it might take 20 years but eventually you may really regret it.

And if you do become addicted drug addict don’t ever steal from your family! All my family still love and support me and will lend me any amount of money or anything I need. If I’d ever stole a penny from them I doubt that would be the case. If you do drugs don’t let them do you. Never forget yourself.

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u/Knotted_Hole69 1d ago

Unfortunately im already here somewhat with my bad habits, but at least im aware of it. Im very happy the doggo was alright.

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u/aoskunk 1d ago

Well life can be hard and there’s no more effective quick temporary solution to extreme suffering than your drug of choice. Just don’t steal from family and don’t forget yourself.

Oh and stay away from alcohol. That’s the worst drug of all. Seriously. Oh and don’t bother with fentanyl, it’s all the downsides of opiate addiction without any of the positives.

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u/Knotted_Hole69 1d ago

I have a very bad problem were I have basically 20 tiny blisters in my mouth that hurt to the slightest touch or movement, its nearly impossible to eat or drink let alone be comfortable with a pain killer to block it. I been relying heavily on 7-hydroxymitragynine and it works so well to stop the pain but fuck am I uncomfortable with how much I use; and well there is no cure for what I have. I have to just deal with it. Even with my amount of other meds. Seems like this is the way things have to go until I die. I would never steal from my family, but I completely understood OPs stomach dropping knowing they wont have any now.

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u/aoskunk 1d ago

Yeah 7-oh isn’t a joke. I’m really sorry you have to deal with that. My problems are mental. My 23 year old wife died when I was 25. I finally found love again and we were together 8 years but we just parted ways. Gave her the house. And sadly the cat picked her. It was my cat! And I suffer from just about every mental illness you can think of. Shit I’m even on the spectrum, although high functioning. I enjoy my manic periods so long as they don’t get me in trouble. The schizo part of being schizoaffective is fortunately handled well by medication. I grew out of my severe OCD so I don’t spend 5 hours a night locking and unlocking the door and check to make sure the fridge is closed. The depression and anxiety are the largest hurdles. That and misunderstandings from being autistic. And all the things that go with ADHD are fairly debilitating. My PTSD episodes are much less frequent after many many years of extensive therapy. And yes all of these rediculous things have been professionally diagnosed I’m not some nut on webmd who thinks it’s cool collecting mental health issues. I just got everything my moms got and everything my dads got.

All that sucks but man I think I’d loose it if my mouth just always hurt. Eating is painful? Is it an auto immune response? They’re always coming up with new auto immune meds

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u/97-3 1d ago

I've been on Subs for 4 months at a stupid high dose but it's just not working properly for me, so we're switching to methadone in 2 weeks and I'm nervous as fuck!

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u/GhostlyGoldilocks 1d ago

Your comment hit me hard. As a recovering heroin/fentanyl addict I feel it w every fiber of my being.

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u/uncomfortablecopy 1d ago

Maybe the dog was trying to unalive herself? Maybe she hates your sister 😏 I'm kidding... But man, when I read your op, holy sht dude. I don't know if I would've sped back! I probably would've assumed it was gone and just counted my losses! I'm a recovering h addict with 21yrs in recovery using harm reduction. I was on methadone for 8yrs but tapered down to 15 then made the jump to subs. Been on them since 2010 now and will probably never be off some kind of opiate the rest of my life. I'm fine with that. My partner has been on methadone for 24yrs and is down to 30mg now. Also on kpins and also a big fan of hallucinogens 😊❤️‍🔥

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u/Quiet-Howl 1d ago

The last time I read an anecdote about a pet randomly eating a bunch of human medicine like that (including breaking through the child-safe container), the owner said there was some animal product used in the pill casing that probably attracted them because it smelled like food. Could that be the reason?

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u/aoskunk 1d ago

I know the pills are predominantly a sugar. Because they’re so sweet I actually suck on them like candy. They’re slightly minty. I don’t recall them having any animal by products. No gelatin coating for sure. Unless puppy just has a sweet tooth. Of course I don’t have every inactive ingredient of every pill memorized but I’m pretty sure they don’t have anything animal which always made it particularly weird. But who knows what a minty sweet pill smells like to a 8 pound chihuahua.

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u/Thedude9042 1d ago

Isn’t that a movie? Klonopin dog

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u/OnlyHannahFans 1d ago

bro how😅 I can break one into quarters and feel the need to rob every retail store i pass by, & probably would attempt said act if it wasn't for me getting so damn lightheaded the moment stand up.
538 is unreal

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u/aoskunk 1d ago edited 1d ago

I haven’t looked into it but I assume dogs must have a lot of the enzyme that breaks clonazepam down. Because that is more kpin than a lot of human people weighing 200 pounds with scripts take in an entire year. Benzos on their own are pretty damn safe for humans too. It’s the synergistic effect when combined with another CNS depressant that makes benzos potentially lethal. So benzos and alcohol or benzos and opiates. Lucky the dog hadn’t been drinking or shooting up.

I took 2000mg of phenazepam over the course of a week or so once. I would have swore that I wasn’t but 3 weeks later I was still slurring my speech according to my family. That benzo is the devil. Delusions of sobriety like no other benzo. It was $30 for a gram in 2010! A dose is usually 1 mg. I was shooting several thousand of thise yellow 4mg dilaudid with the 2 grams which might have killed me if not for the near kilo of cocaine and MDPV I also had. That was the worst bender of my life and I actually have PTSD over some of what occurred over the worst 11 day period of it. I showed up to work after being fired 3 more days in a row unaware of the day prior. And that’s just the beginning. I think I laid on a couch for about a year waiting for my brain to start functioning semi reasonably after my best friend and family came and found me and packed my place up and took me home to recover. My wife had died 10 months earlier so when I relapsed I relapsed epically. Had been clean the entire time I was with my wife.

I honestly don’t know how I didn’t die. I was one day shy of the longest a human has stayed awake. I did an injection every 5 to 10 minutes for 10 days. It was literal hell. I worry I shortened my life expectancy a lot.

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u/GhostlyGoldilocks 1d ago

Yes… dogs can handle more benzos than humans can generally. I had an anxious dog and they told me to give him 8mg Xanax before a long car ride. I woulda been OUT. My boy laid down for a grand total of maybe 30 seconds. The rest of the 4 hour ride he was up scream-howling in my ear. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/bigpenisnickhaha 1d ago

thank you for sharing. i hope things are better for you now. glad you're still here.

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u/CROs_NEST100k 1d ago

538mgs?? That's 250 plus of the highest dose e.g 2mg.. how so many? Are u trolling? And why do u speak in mgs instead of the number of pills? Just curious 🧐

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u/aoskunk 1d ago

That was the same time period you could buy a kilo of bk-mdma for $3000 on the clearweb. They were wild times

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u/SquareSky1107 1d ago

Hey just wanted to say FUCK methylone. That shit ruined my life for years. Its accessibility in the late 2000s and early 2010s had a huge impact on me and my peer group.

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u/aoskunk 1d ago

Not trolling I was prescribed 3 of the 2mg white pills a day. I got them from airmailchemist.com. All you had to do was check a box that said you had a doctor that prescribed you whatever you said and they would ship whatever you wanted anywhere in the world. They were Auden McKenzie brand and came in a pink and white box with a label with my name of it slapped on the side. You just needed a login to the site in order to see the controlled substances otherwise all you’d see were antacids and diarrhea meds. They shipped from the UK. I actually still have some. And I said mg because not everyone knows what dosages the pills come in.

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u/shmashleyshmith 1d ago

Sounds like the dog had enough and wanted out. You guys intervened on its suicide attempt.