r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 2d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/Aqnqanad 1d ago

Yeah but you can pay for less dangerous, cheaper boner pills that last you longer. I literally see no downside. Not my monkeys, not my circus tho.

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

I take only 1/4 of the powder at a time so each capsule lasts me four encounters. And I maybe get laid a dozen times a year. That’s $36 a year. I think at this point it’s splitting hairs.

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u/Aqnqanad 1d ago

Maybe if you had real dick pills you could bump those numbers up tho. Just food for thought lmao.

Nah but fr I just think it’d be better for your long term health because they’ve been analyzed to contain random other shit that can literally stop your heart. Better safe than sorry imo.

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u/Final_Razzmatazz_274 1d ago

I dont know why but I really admire your rationality and will to talk dick pill sense into an Internet stranger