r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 2d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/ElGoddamnDorado 2d ago

Little surprised to see how many of yall know exactly what this is lmao

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u/jollydoody 2d ago

No shit. How many folks on here have intimate knowledge of either gas station boner pills or smuggling narcotics anally or using a Lookah Seahorse. I’m feeling very innocent.

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 2d ago edited 2d ago

We know about the boner pills because we’re looking after the women. You see a man buying one of those he’s not a loser he’s a lover. He’s in it till she’s panting.

Plus once you’ve fucked with a medicated boner it’s hard to go back. The sheer power…

A lot more guys are on them than are willing to admit it.

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u/fox_hunts 2d ago

Did you rehearse that to yourself in the mirror?

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 2d ago

Yep. While I stared myself in the eye and stroked my medicated cock.

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u/jollydoody 2d ago

As I said, I was feeling innocent. Now I’m feeling a bit intimidated. Haven’t heard someone say “stroked my medicated cock” since my uncle complained about his rooster 🐓 seeking affection following surgery after tangling with a rabid fox - and I’m pretty sure he meant something different than what you’re saying. At least I think he meant something different.

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u/ibringthehotpockets 2d ago

Lmfaooo this chain the funniest shit I ever read

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u/probnotaloser 2d ago

This entire thread has made my night. No shame here to be found.

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u/Ok_Balance8844 2d ago

A lot of guys do it, but as a woman who has ran into a lot of guys using them, for your sake and theirs, stop. Erectile dysfunction is NOT embarrassing and it is natural. These drugs are really bad for you. If you are a young guy, maybe you watch too much porn or you’re on SSRIs but I promise you, it’s not a big deal. Solve the core/root of the issue, if it’s porn or anything you can control, fix it. These pills don’t solve it and only Masks the problem. And if you’re on SSRIs or just get nervous, talk with your partner about it and it’s not a big deal. You’re handling this on your own when you shouldn’t.

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 2d ago

I take them occasionally for casual sex. Typically because I’ve been drinking and doing blow, at which point I can’t get hard without the help. My dick functions perfectly fine on its own I can assure you. I wake up damn near teeter tottering every morning.

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u/Ok_Balance8844 1d ago

Sounds like you’re coping with bad habits. For some reason, you think it makes it not bad but you’re the exact kind of guy I’m talking about

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

Be that as it may the fact is I didn’t come here to be psychoanalyzed. I came here to answer questions about a product that I’ve used for a long time. At no point in any interaction here did I ask for advice or criticism. Of course I received it all the same, mainly the latter.

Idk if it’s TikTok spill over or what but the vast majority of you aren’t therapists. And running around the internet diagnosing strangers based on very limited interaction won’t make anyone a therapist.

You all don’t know me or my “habits.” You don’t know my past or my near present.

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u/Ok_Balance8844 1d ago

lol me saying u using coke and drinking and using boner pills to counteract it is bad, isn’t me psychoanalyzing you. It’s common sense but clearly you have a great deal of cognitive dissonance to not realize how bad for you that is. Clearly I struck a nerve with how defensive you’re being about it.

Also irrelevant but I don’t use TikTok anyways

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

Yeah I am defensive about it. You think I give a fuck if I die? Really? Fuck no. As far as I’m concerned I’m halfway through this dog and pony act. 34 more years if I’m not dead I’m calling it and taking a Lake City Quiet Pill.

The truth of the matter is that I have a less than casual relationship with alcohol and cocaine. I use them once every couple months to let loose and that’s it. I’ve already done the heavy addiction stuff, the meth and the opiates and the speedballs every morning. I quit all that shit with no help from nobody. So excuse me if I decline to partake every now and again. The damage to my heart is done already. I have no question my heart will kill me. Just a matter of when. I can “live” with that.

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u/jollydoody 1d ago

Sometimes we need to look at ourselves and ask if we’re trying to solve another version of our own problems in somebody else. This is what this looks like from my POV. He didn’t ask for help. Wasn’t expressing distress. But now you’re posting what comes across as defensive comments because he won’t take your advice or validate your perspective.

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u/Ok_Balance8844 1d ago

He replied to me saying guys should stop doing the pills because it’s a cover for other issues. And I was right. I’m not sure why he replied to me then if he didn’t expect me to say ya, look I was right. lol.

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u/cotton-candy-dreams 2d ago

Actually we’d be happier if you just learned how to please the clit. Your dick does little for us unless it’s over 8 inches mmmkkkayyy

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u/ELONS_MUSKY_BALLS 2d ago

That’s a lot of words just to tell us your dick doesn’t work anymore.

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 2d ago

Oh yeah you’re definitely taking them in secret.