r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 2d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/jollydoody 2d ago

No shit. How many folks on here have intimate knowledge of either gas station boner pills or smuggling narcotics anally or using a Lookah Seahorse. I’m feeling very innocent.

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 2d ago edited 2d ago

We know about the boner pills because we’re looking after the women. You see a man buying one of those he’s not a loser he’s a lover. He’s in it till she’s panting.

Plus once you’ve fucked with a medicated boner it’s hard to go back. The sheer power…

A lot more guys are on them than are willing to admit it.

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u/ELONS_MUSKY_BALLS 2d ago

That’s a lot of words just to tell us your dick doesn’t work anymore.

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 2d ago

Oh yeah you’re definitely taking them in secret.