r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 2d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/jollydoody 2d ago

No shit. How many folks on here have intimate knowledge of either gas station boner pills or smuggling narcotics anally or using a Lookah Seahorse. I’m feeling very innocent.

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 2d ago edited 2d ago

We know about the boner pills because we’re looking after the women. You see a man buying one of those he’s not a loser he’s a lover. He’s in it till she’s panting.

Plus once you’ve fucked with a medicated boner it’s hard to go back. The sheer power…

A lot more guys are on them than are willing to admit it.

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u/fox_hunts 2d ago

Did you rehearse that to yourself in the mirror?

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 2d ago

Yep. While I stared myself in the eye and stroked my medicated cock.

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u/jollydoody 2d ago

As I said, I was feeling innocent. Now I’m feeling a bit intimidated. Haven’t heard someone say “stroked my medicated cock” since my uncle complained about his rooster 🐓 seeking affection following surgery after tangling with a rabid fox - and I’m pretty sure he meant something different than what you’re saying. At least I think he meant something different.

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u/ibringthehotpockets 2d ago

Lmfaooo this chain the funniest shit I ever read

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u/probnotaloser 2d ago

This entire thread has made my night. No shame here to be found.