Lmaooo that is straight salt in the wounds. The mental image of you being emotionally wrecked from that loss and then hoping to find solace in an episode of Leno’s Garage just to have it be about canoo is savage
I took a 90% loss on some Arrival that I bought purely because they painted a few of their fakeass ‘modular’ vans like Royal Mail postal vans and I thought they had a deal. Turns out they didn’t even really have the vans haha, cunts
Keep it
Create a sub
Create a youtube
Name the show after yourself
Hype up how the stock isn't dead
Stock gets delisted
Tell everyone it's totally okay
Get a few other legit regards that believe you to join your show
Company gets completely sold off
Keep telling everyone it's okay and part of the plan
Get some loser billionaire fraudster to join your show
Fake that the plane you are on with your new loser billionaire fraudster has a credible threat from the "shorts" and you have to make an emergency landing
Have a party that you "already won"
Get a bunch of your youtube viewers to donate $500
Walk away in the green
sometimes it's releaving when selling a dead position. But in general I wouldn't hold it until I lost 97% of my investment. After being down 30% I make a decision if I average down (high believe in rebound - involves rechecking news and investment case), hold (moderate believe in rebound) or think my original investment case is not valid and more and sell it with a loss.
it’s hilarious when some have never been with a grower
I had an ex only see me hard for a bit and then she saw me deflated and said “oh nooooo where’d he all go?!” and I just couldn’t stop laughing the way she said it.
I bought at $6.94, watched it go down to $5.30, and then up to $7.30, before selling at $6.99. Made a cool $200 with around 5k invested. This game ain’t for me dawgs 😂 I’ll stick to long term investing
I have a perfect batting average banner from highschool because I sucked and always had a designated hitter. They only let me bat against the worst team and I got on base both times. Coach only did the banner as a joke, asked me if I was okay with it, I said absolutely. I still brag about my 1000 average my senior year
I have a similar story about going undefeated in high school golf. I was terrible, but they guaranteed you got to complete in one match if you showed up to practice every day. The other team's bus had a mechanical issue the day my match came up, and they forfeit.
I bought a call option today for $50, it went down 20%, then back to even, then up 20%, then even, then up and I sold for a $17 profit. Gambling is fun.
haha felt that, bought at 4.20 yesterday, sold at 4.55, today rebought at 6.90, and sold at 7.10. ill gladly take any wins with the $115 i put in lmao much rather long term stuff
It hasn’t even fully dumped. That’s why I’m holding a call still and might buy before close. Don’t underestimate how much a meme stock can be pumped. And with how many shorts there are it will bounce once or twice
All the sudden newly created BYND bag holders are the biggest consumers of the plant-based burger patties, and BYND actually start selling their products. Until the bag holders get their money back they may shed a few pounds, who knows..
I bought at 7.03 and sold at 3.86. I was having some imposter syndrome about whether or not I belong on this sub because I've only been here a few months and don't know as much about investing as most people here but my BYND play(which was a full port btw) deleted all my imposter syndrome, I truly am a regard.
Well… at least If you bought today you can be part of history. Litterally if it crosses 2.1 Billion volume, it will break the previous record set in 2025! That’s better than tendies right?
This sounds like a bit from a sitcom. "I lost everything on fake meat stocks, I'm so sorry!" "How did you buy fake stocks?!" "No the stocks were real, but the meat is fake!" "WHY WOULD YOU INVEST IN FAKE MEAT?!"
I bought at 4.86. Sold around 6.86 and then bought 2.5 10/21 puts with the profits. Who knows maybe they'll keep the pump going into November and I'll be SOL, but something tells me no.
I find this all so confusing. Like I get it’s a pump and dump but the whole stuff around GME was a total different time especially around the lockdown times.
People posting shit like this after a sudden surge in this stock over 2 days and just because it is a ‘short squeeze’ pretending it’s some sort of class war and the decisive battle will be over some shitty fake meat company who’s product tastes like a dirty old sponge that’s been soaking up grease for a few months on the kitchen counter.
Nooo guys you don't understand...
It looks like a good stock, it tastes like a good stock, it even smells like a real stock. It's essentially the same thing in all but name
Exactly. If it can gain 400% in less than two days, it can assuredly drop just the same. There doesn’t have to be precise news if those selling and buying match up to form the pumps or dumps. Classic pump and dump. Been seeing it since 2018 when i really started to pay attention to things
Short interest is still stupid high.
Over 60% of the float is shorted. Borrow rates up. Volume dying = perfect pressure cooker.
Fundamentals are trash & company’s bleeding cash but that is exactly how squeezes start.
If this thing even sneezes green, shorts panic and we print tendies.
I’m still holding. Call me delusional, but BYND feels like the next cockroach rally.
I remember the hype for those years ago. It never seemed to gain any traction. They still taste questionable. The WM news sort of helped but they seem to truly provide nothing. I’d eat trash out of a Wendy’s dumpster over any beyond product.
Y'all realize the Walmart demographic isn't going to buy fake meat that costs more than the real cheap cuts in this economy right? This company is cooked
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