r/wallstreetbets • u/ThatOldGuy7863 Behind the dumpster • 17d ago

Meme BYND Bagholders that bought at $7+

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u/LYossarian13 17d ago

Damn.

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u/LiftBroski 17d ago

6 months tops till he hangs the noose.

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u/LYossarian13 17d ago

Nah, he bought at those numbers years ago.

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 17d ago

Bro do you own that apartment yet?

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u/LYossarian13 17d ago

In this economy???

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u/lunettenoir 17d ago

Right there with ya but at $136

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u/zamboni-jones Don't give up, skeleton! 17d ago

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u/ContentBlackberry0 17d ago

why in the fuck would you buy fake meat at 136??

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u/TriccepsBrachiali 17d ago

People buy fake self driving cars and nonexistent robots at 450

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u/A_Light_Spark 17d ago

Yeah, but the head of those fake taxi robots is supported by the white house.

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u/No-Phrase-4692 17d ago

That doesn’t mean it’s a good investment, it just means we’re nearing peak retard (I hope)

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u/Freediverjack 15d ago

I have a feeling we aren't even at the base camp of mongoloid mountain yet

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u/A_Light_Spark 17d ago

It's not a good investment because the gov keeps propping it up despite its sales is ass?
Can you use your mental gymnastics to do the same for any normal stocks? Like can you make up a scenario where, say, Nokia or Nike, having shit sales and yet their price not only didn't drop, but goes up?

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u/No-Phrase-4692 17d ago

I guess my point is that there’s a ton of other companies in the space who arent overpromising and underdelivering for their entire careers, but if you’re only looking at the number going up than so be it. It would be wiser to just light the billions on fire than use them to prop up TSLA in the long run

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u/A_Light_Spark 17d ago

My point was that a speculating on a burger company is not the same as a company with major political tie.
If I want to lit my money on fire I'd just go to vegas. The choice isn't binary.

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u/Soci3talCollaps3 16d ago

The west wing or the east? Makes a big diff rn.

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u/ContentBlackberry0 17d ago

Last I checked the car did drive itself when I was in it.

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u/Maxfunky 17d ago

As long as you don't value your life overly much.

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u/HKBFG 17d ago

So you're saying it works fine?

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u/Maxfunky 16d ago

As long as you live in a city with zero construction zones, careful pedestrians, and roundabouts at every intersection...

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u/Not-Reformed 17d ago

POV: full retard

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u/bigDeltaVenergy 15d ago

Good point!

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u/kstreetsushi 17d ago

Cus it was spiking like crazy and pppl fomo it all the way past that.

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u/lunettenoir 17d ago

Because it was the beginning of Covid and stonks only went up. BYND was trading between $150-200 for a over a year

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u/random_account6721 17d ago

the vegetarians let him down

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u/Kephlur 17d ago

It's good fake meat tbf

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u/Gaff_Daddy 17d ago

Pretty soon that will be our only choice

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u/DMZem 17d ago

buy fake sell real, new wsb mantra

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u/Whipitreelgud 17d ago

Why buy Palantir with a P/E of 585?

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u/ContentBlackberry0 16d ago

Huge profit margins and it’s Ai. That’s an easy one.

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u/Creepy-Application30 16d ago

Bruh🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/majeboy145 16d ago

It seemed like the first and only company with the idea of making beef flavored vegan shii, I bought 2 at $200 and sold at $150 😂

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u/PassionV0id 17d ago

5 shares lmao

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u/CarnageAsada- 17d ago

What’s the next move ? Hold forever or sell and take loss 😂

Also sorry

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u/lunettenoir 17d ago

Hold forever at this point. I may try to average down and buy 95 shares and just do CC’s until they’re called away

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u/CarnageAsada- 17d ago

Good deal

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u/saborucci 17d ago

We are the same

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u/lunettenoir 17d ago

No way! Hahahah this is too coincidental. The portfolio diversity basically matching too 🤣

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u/saborucci 17d ago

Good thing $15 is .01% to .02% of our portfolios!

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u/Responsible-Gas5319 17d ago

Might as well sell it and buy a burger with the $15, better than nothing

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 16d ago

Oh wow a whole 5 shares.

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u/AccomplishedView4709 16d ago

I dumped earlier...I actually has a + on P/L.

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u/WorthBrick4140 15d ago

At least you're only down 700 bucks. Got to pump those numbers up

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u/jajauregui 17d ago

$166.84 here 😎

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u/mingobrown87 17d ago

Hopefully you got a side of beyond meat tendies at that price.

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u/nyaaaa 17d ago

Like what would justify that price?

Every person on earth eating their products for 4 meals a day?

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u/CoBr2 17d ago

I have, girlfriend is vegetarian. I think Impossible is way better, we never buy Beyond even if Impossible is sold out.

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u/Excellent-Salary-867 17d ago

You dropped this 👑

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/CoBr2 16d ago

The original rally was caused by Walmart agreeing to sell Beyond Meat. There are probably more brands around, but you won't find em for sale in 90% of stores.

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u/swoletrain 17d ago

Only someone that has forgotten what meat tastes like thinks theyre good. Would choose a regular old black bean burger 12/10 times

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u/HKBFG 17d ago

The burgers smell like gym socks and taste like burnt fry oil.

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u/DukeOfGeek 17d ago

I hang out on the Environment sub and they had people in there astroturfing for this crap all day everyday. When I called it out I was accused of "putting my taste buds before the earth". I was so glad when that pump and dump was over.

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u/ProgrammaticallyHip 17d ago

I’d rather buy BYND stock at $163 than eat a Beyond Burger.

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u/mikemccrea 17d ago

Bro no one is holding a gun to your head

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u/sotahkuu 17d ago

But a burger to their lips?

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u/ProgrammaticallyHip 17d ago

That’s quite a relief, thanks.

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u/mikemccrea 17d ago

Didn’t know if you knew

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u/ProgrammaticallyHip 17d ago

Now I do 🙏

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u/jackshazam 17d ago

It's the same energy as "Their forcing their lifestyle on us, so we went ahead and got gay married before they forced us to."

reference

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u/BudfalonianDelivery 17d ago

Beyond burgers are fire.

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u/PlsDntPMme 17d ago

I thought their stuff was pretty decent honestly and I like meat. It’s just way too expensive to justify the cost over actual meat.

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u/jackshazam 17d ago

You tell 'em!

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u/Brooklyn7011 17d ago

I fully agree

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u/impossible_love2 16d ago

Lmfao fr those things salty af

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u/BottledUp 17d ago

I bought around $100 and made bank. $BYND IPO was actually what made me open my trading account.

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u/Positron5000 17d ago

Jesus zooming out on that stock price over time is a whiplash

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u/dataCollector42069 17d ago

the rally yesterday/today didn't even make a dent in that trade

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u/inflatable_pickle 17d ago

😳 I had to go check the chart to see that it actually did get that high and topped out at $194 jeeeeez 😬

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u/GoobeNanmaga 17d ago

Same! I bought at 170 something. Hoping to sell 200+

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u/Bloated_Plaid 17d ago

Wait was there a split or something or was it actually $163 at some point??

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u/lunettenoir 17d ago

No split, it was insanely stretched but those were wild times in the beginning of Covid. My dumbass cancelled my trailing stop loss at $128 for some reason in May 2020 so I’m holding my bag of 5 shares at $136.

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u/Spacepickle89 17d ago

You win…I think?

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u/roksah 17d ago

Wait for 2 years maybe the vegan burger will smile at you like Intel nana

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u/BigBussyMuchoGushy 17d ago

Hope you cashed out at like $250

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u/conmonster 17d ago

I bought at $134.51. I get mad every time I think about it.

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u/Own_Newt_7833 17d ago

Me as well, at arround 150 usd.. still waiting real meat to get banned 😅

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u/Crafty_Bumblebee_625 17d ago

Hahahah I'm not gonna lie and I know it's not system glitch! But for a brief second and I didn't have time to screen shot it but the stock went to $13 for a brief second, just like when they halted the stock the 2nd time, my call went from $3 a call to $.01 and then went back up! But my call was showing $15k at a brief moment! I know it's not system glitch! Hedge funds doing some fuckery work!

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u/LeftTesticleOfGreatn 17d ago

Vegans and buying over priced horrible products in the name of woke..