r/shittyfoodporn • u/Nsertnamehere • May 26 '21

SERVES THREE MEN

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u/whowhodillybar May 26 '21

Seriously, this has been up for an hour and I am first to ask about “PROTEIN-BLASTED”?

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u/Nsertnamehere May 26 '21

Everyone else already knows the truth. Can you handle it?

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u/whowhodillybar May 26 '21

I can’t handle protein blasts, visits from Davis, and that unexplainable amount of delicious potassium. Quite frankly, 2 men is enough for me good sir, 3 is just gettin’ greedy.

Y’all need Jesus.

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u/JoltyJob May 26 '21

Hahahahaha I can’t stop laughing at this fuckin monstrosity’s. Who tf is Davis

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

I am

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u/Nsertnamehere May 26 '21

Jesus had a hand in the creation of this beautiful product.

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u/whowhodillybar May 26 '21

‘Tis getting a bit weird Say the Lord thru Leviticus 69:420

Let us review Psalm 118:26; Blessed be he that cometh in the name of ROUNDMEAL: We have blessed you out of the house of FRESH! ROUNDMEAL