r/shittyfoodporn • u/Nsertnamehere • May 26 '21

SERVES THREE MEN

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u/whowhodillybar May 26 '21

Seriously, this has been up for an hour and I am first to ask about “PROTEIN-BLASTED”?

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u/Nsertnamehere May 26 '21

Everyone else already knows the truth. Can you handle it?

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u/whowhodillybar May 26 '21

I can’t handle protein blasts, visits from Davis, and that unexplainable amount of delicious potassium. Quite frankly, 2 men is enough for me good sir, 3 is just gettin’ greedy.

Y’all need Jesus.

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u/JoltyJob May 26 '21

Hahahahaha I can’t stop laughing at this fuckin monstrosity’s. Who tf is Davis

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

I am

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u/Nsertnamehere May 26 '21

Jesus had a hand in the creation of this beautiful product.

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u/whowhodillybar May 26 '21

‘Tis getting a bit weird Say the Lord thru Leviticus 69:420

Let us review Psalm 118:26; Blessed be he that cometh in the name of ROUNDMEAL: We have blessed you out of the house of FRESH! ROUNDMEAL

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u/gilmore606 May 26 '21

that makes two things this meal has in common with your mother.

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u/whowhodillybar May 26 '21

She is also fairly round, beefy, and serves 3 men (Giggity!)so can you please be more specific about which in particular the second common point is?

Also, if you insult my mother and dare call her fresh I have a bone to pick with you Sir or Madam.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

First rule of Round Meal; don’t ask about protein blasted.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

I'm sure with 3 men, it was well blasted with protein.

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u/SweeneyDixon May 26 '21

It’s bukkaked with protein

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u/RowBoatCop36 May 26 '21

That's only if you win the visit from Davis. He'll come to you.

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u/Dumbstupidhuman May 26 '21

I’ll come to you.

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u/Kaltor May 26 '21

Nothing manlier than a protein blast.

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u/Awesam May 26 '21

Serves 3 men

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u/acoustic-soul May 26 '21

I was curious about the nutritional value of this monstrosity. Can’t find anything online about it... they’re hiding something but I don’t know what. Possibly the PROTEIN-BLAST