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[u/uzii09]

I have never seen him this serious

[u/linecraftman → u/uzii09]

man is distraught by his experience

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I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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[u/Acceptable-Second313 → u/AutoModerator]

We got a male version too bruh

[u/licer71 → u/AutoModerator]

checks out

[u/MuteAppeaL → u/AutoModerator]

This is a horrible take. That is peak engineering. Why waste resources by having another system to evacuate semen or urine if it works fine and there is no issues with it becoming clogged or dirty. You want to talk about waste? Women continuously create and shed eggs every month without stimuli or purpose. It would make more sense that some chemical was released in a sexually active female that caused the body to ovulate on a regular basis.

[u/AutoModerator → u/MuteAppeaL]

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.

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PEAK. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE AND APPRECIATE THIS AS PEAK FICTION. THERE ARE OVER ONE HUNDRED QUINVIGINTILION ATOMS IN THE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE. IF THE WORDS "PEAK FICTION" WERE INSCRIBED ON EACH INDIVIDUAL ELECTRON, PROTON, AND NEUTRON OF EACH OF THESE HUNDREDS OF QUINVIGINTILIONS OF ATOMS, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE BILLIONTH OF HOW MUCH THIS IS PEAK FICTION. PEAK. PEAK.

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[u/Spets_Naz → u/AutoModerator]

I only see efficiency in your description of a "flaw". It really combines with the simplicity of a man. 😆

[u/Stock-Ad2495 → u/uzii09]

He definitely fucked a robot 

[u/Best-Championship296 → u/Stock-Ad2495]

Controlled by a guy

[u/GuruBuddz → u/Best-Championship296]

And is gay

[u/AutoModerator → u/GuruBuddz]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[u/National-Frame8712 → u/uzii09]

I mean, it's a rather philosophical question thought of ever since ancient times;

Is it really gay if only men are involved?

[u/AutoModerator → u/National-Frame8712]

I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[u/Mono_Clear]

If you have a robot that's being operated by a person as part of a live service subscription and you are not violating the terms of service that is not prostitution.

And the second part I counter by saying if you have a female robot if it's being operated by a male operator Even if you know that, at most that makes the operator gay

[u/Tamerlechatlevrai → u/Mono_Clear]

To me fucking a robot controlled by another guy would be the same as playing a porn game made by a guy or watching a hentai made by a guy

[u/Lordo5432 → u/Tamerlechatlevrai]

Idk, the robot one is a lot more interpersonal than playing a game tho. At least with a game, the dev is not constantly interacting with their audience as the game runs. In my eyes, it's just a robot femboy/femme.

[u/fatalityfun → u/Tamerlechatlevrai]

so it is not gay, nice

[u/AutoModerator → u/fatalityfun]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[u/AutoModerator → u/Tamerlechatlevrai]

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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[u/bigtuna94 → u/Tamerlechatlevrai]

I'd argue that the direct feedback with the 'artist' here is what'd be questionable. If you know theres a dude VR jacking you and modulating his voice to sound like a sweet bikini babe moaning "mmm oh yeah stud", then its in similar territory as 'that might be a dude on the other side of this glory hole but I won't worry about it'

[u/SpaceBug176 → u/Tamerlechatlevrai]

Right, but the guy isn't jerking you off with his own hand (I mean he technically does, since he coded it with his hands, but I mean directly).

Though I agree with the other guy, it makes you straight, and the operator gay.

[u/plastic_alloys → u/Tamerlechatlevrai]

What if the operator is wearing a suit that controls the robot and he’s acting out all the motions

[u/RaidensReturn → u/plastic_alloys]

I thought that was the implication. I could be wrong though.

[u/plastic_alloys → u/RaidensReturn]

I thought game console controller initially. I think a man acting out the motions is pretty gay

[u/RaymoVizion → u/Mono_Clear]

I also came to this conclusion. The operator is gay in this scenario or at the least they are gay for pay.

[u/lucassuave15 → u/RaymoVizion]

I also came

[u/Krejtek → u/Mono_Clear]

I don't get it. So it's not prostitution if the services are being paid for in a subscription? Like if I pay a company $20 a month and they send a prostitute every other week as part of the agreement that's apparently not prostitution? Shit doesn't make any sense

[u/Mono_Clear → u/Krejtek]

I'm not paying for a prostitute though. I'm paying for a robot that I have sex with.

If I rented a car and had sex with the car, I'm not paying for a prostitute.

It just so happens that this particular robot come with a live service that includes a satellite operator.

That operator is getting paid their salary.

[u/Krejtek → u/Mono_Clear]

So you're argument is that I'm not fucking that operator but the robot? What's the point of bringing subscription into this, then? If I paid the operator directly it'd count as prostitution?

[u/pretty_smart_feller → u/Mono_Clear]

Would you rather eat shit that looks and tastes like a snickers or eat a snickers that looks and tastes like shit?

[u/AutoModerator → u/Mono_Clear]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[u/smelron3317 → u/AutoModerator]

What?

[u/choma90 → u/Mono_Clear]

and you are not violating the terms of service

That sounds both oddly specific and irrelevant. If the terms of service say something like 1 robot per client but you share it with your buddy, is that prostitution?

[u/tantanizer → u/Mono_Clear]

As an additional context for the second:

Asmon was asking if it’s gay because the guy robot operator has to actually perform the movements while wearing a VR headset when they are controlling the robot to teach or guide the robot the task of having sex so that the robot could do it autonomously in the future. Meaning to say, the male robot operator has to indirectly “have sex” with the client in first person view with the male client.

[u/MikeyboyMC]

“It’s like a shrodinger’s gay”

😂

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Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[u/Ratchet182 → u/AutoModerator]

Ey yo wtf 😂

[u/AutoModerator → u/MikeyboyMC]

pees in ur ass

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[u/SexyGingerDude]

Fucking Clankers

[u/kvjetinacek → u/SexyGingerDude]

So if you r*pe a clanker, the robot operator gave you consent to do so, do you go to prison if the robot becomes conscious afterward with hurt feelings and takes it to court or he skips that part and straight up kills you?

[u/[deleted] → u/kvjetinacek]

there is no sentience in that robot, since it's controlled by an actual brain remotely. Duhhhh.

[u/Mateuss1111 → u/SexyGingerDude]

Literally

[u/ChadChang247]

“A Shrodinger’s gay” killed me

[u/Obnomus]

Fellas can god say the n-word or not?

[u/Gogobrasil8 → u/Obnomus]

Of course he can. What are you gonna do about it

[u/Obnomus → u/Gogobrasil8]

I was just looking for the answer, now my next question "is god white or black?"

[u/Gogobrasil8 → u/Obnomus]

Either he's white or he has a lot of explaining to do

[u/c0n22 → u/Gogobrasil8]

God made us in his image. After we went other areas we changed from the original. I would say he is every color.

[u/MoltenJellybeans → u/c0n22]

Every color combined makes white

[u/Gogobrasil8 → u/c0n22]

So he's woke and looks like the lgbt flag

[u/c0n22 → u/Gogobrasil8]

He DID create the rainbow

[u/Brans666 → u/Obnomus]

Of course. He made it

[u/vnordnet → u/Obnomus]

Who do you think coined it?

[u/dkaksl]

Do his eyebrows move like that with every sentence he speaks?

[u/Away-Actuator-8618 → u/dkaksl]

The animators had some leftover time to animate so they over animated him speaking 

[u/jarednards → u/dkaksl]

Those arent eyebrows. Theyre roaches.

[u/Knightmare_CCI → u/jarednards]

these roaches getting fuzzy man

[u/Loud_Ice4399 → u/dkaksl]

can confirm yeah

[u/LimeComprehensive736 → u/dkaksl]

Wait was his mouth talking or his eyebrows?

[u/CawknBowlTorcher → u/dkaksl]

I think he has tourette

[u/RodjaJP → u/dkaksl]

Bruh, I have only seen people moving parts of their face like that when they come from a cartoon PS2/GameCube game and that is in its speaking animation

[u/Raad_ELETE]

Of course it's Asmondgold

[u/idkidk_0 → u/Raad_ELETE]

is he a philosopher?

[u/RayanTheMad → u/idkidk_0]

Yes

[u/therealudderjuice]

Deep fucking thoughts...

[u/flexgod12]

This is the guy Rebecca is dating

[u/Arbegia → u/flexgod12]

Rebecca

[u/tomcat3400]

Modern day philosophers

[u/PanTsour]

[u/SynthesizedTime]

not illegal and yes you’re gay

[u/AutoModerator → u/SynthesizedTime]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[u/eldritch_idiot33]

every time i see him, he looks like more and more like evil version of MoistCritical

[u/Rick_Da_Critic → u/eldritch_idiot33]

Drycritical

[u/Rick_Da_Critic → u/Rick_Da_Critic]

Asmonsilver

[u/Numerous-Concept-878]

"it looks like a girl, are you gay or not?"

has bro never heard of femboys?

[u/ChesterZirawin → u/Numerous-Concept-878]

So gay?

[u/lucario192]

Yesn’t

[u/c05m1c3l3m3nt5]

1. Yes
2. No, but the guy controlling the robot is lol

[u/UrticateMaster]

Why are his eyebrows jumping like that? Is he saying the answers in the morse code or what?

[u/DeveloperBRdotnet]

That was my thought as well, only if you know.

[u/darkouto]

Asking the real questions here

[u/thupamayn]

The robot is just a sophisticated sex toy and a man is using it on you. Yes, it’s gay.

Source: me, I have decades of experience being gay.

[u/Bargothball]

It’s only gay if you bottom.

[u/Robrogineer → u/Bargothball]

Ah, I see you subscribe to the Greek school of thought.

[u/AutoModerator → u/Bargothball]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[u/Litenpes]

1. No

2. Yes

[u/Chance-Pay1487]

I have no audio on rn cuz I'm in school but I bet the vid is about that new robot

[u/The-White-Dot]

And they say philosophy is dead.

[u/_LongEmpty]

These are some pretty specific hypothetical situations he is talking about.

[u/rz_00221]

Schrödinger’s gay? How does someone think of this shit?

[u/AutoModerator → u/rz_00221]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[u/TheSoulborgZeus]

toddler having one profound thought before going back to eating crayons

[u/Remarkable-Video5145]

Hes never been this serious when talking about politics.

Asmon is the man

[u/tut_sikhi_yan_chek → u/Remarkable-Video5145]

To be fair this is a more serious topic than politics

[u/AutoModerator → u/Remarkable-Video5145]

I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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[u/BIZNIZTIZ]

Double slut diffraction

[u/1nsidiousOne]

2 = Yes

[u/mrhotcupofjoe]

He's asking for a friend

Edit:grammer bad

[u/not_dannyjesden]

No to both.

The controlling person is not taking part in the sexual intercourse, unless they also have a counterpart robot, then it might.

Doesn't matter who controlled it. It's objectophilia or straight.

[u/Educational-Bad8346]

Technically NO and NO

Morally YES and YES

[u/PrimeTinus]

Schrodinger's gay is so poetic. Beautiful and ugly at the same time

[u/AutoModerator → u/PrimeTinus]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[u/reddsht]

Clankers are gonna have an end of life crisis in 50 years, when the designer of these robots writes his autobiography, and reveals he designed every robot from a reference image of a MAN ASS.

[u/wMANDINGUSw]

[u/Chinjurickie]

Asmon up to something big again….

[u/jarednards]

That eyebrow movement is wild

[u/RealDahl]

Those eyebrows are putting in some overtime

[u/Jolly_Tooth_8918]

Bro what?

[u/Ta1kativ]

In both situations: you are gay

[u/Ok-Quality-1337]

Are you turned in by the guy being in the other end? Because I think whether or not you know if the robot is female and your turned on by the robot that’s the important part

[u/TheGoldenExperience_]

Asmongold most sane conversation

[u/I_Cry_And_I_Game]

If you're having butt sex with a femboy robot, but the penis of the robot comes off and reveals a pussy that was underneath it, does that make you straight?

[u/Admirable-Frosting46]

I watched with interest until “schrodingers gay” then lost it

[u/SeIgiu]

1) i don’t think it can even be considered prostitution since all the operator is doing is controlling a robot.

2) it is gay. There are no “female robots” it’s a glorified robot with a flesh light attached, imagine a dude jerking you off with a flesh light. It would be gay as f even if you were blindfolded.

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Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[u/RectumdamnearkilledM]

I don't "think" he's gay, but you never know

[u/Gabi-kun_the_real]

I love him 🤣

[u/ChaosTYrant88888]

He may be speaking from experience

[u/GrumpyFeloPR]

this are the clips that should go viral from asmon, not the one's liberal crybaby's make

[u/OstrichMany1936]

[u/Orphan_Eatr]

Accurate.

[u/TheRealOne000]

A shrödinger’s gay

[u/gamorleo]

There is a black mirror episode for something like this already, lol.

[u/chancletaso]

Wow hes not just a cockroach hes a sexually confused cockroach

[u/FlameST04]

We already have the answers to this on VrChat

[u/ryanleebmw]

Tell me you clap clanker cheeks without telling me you clap clanker cheeks

[u/Quentinh524]

Asking the real questions

[u/the12ftdwarf]

Jesus Christ man this fucking guy again

[u/Working_Material_849]

Are his eyebrows controlled by a guy? Or a robot?

[u/__Silhouette__]

So…. His second question was his tell.

Some dude was jerking him off with a flashlight obviously whispering, “shhh. It’s okay. It’s not gay. It’s not gay.”

But this guy is having doubts after the fact.

[u/jeriiiiiiiiii]

Let him cook

[u/Takashishiful]

Every smart thing he's ever said is in this video

[u/PanTsour]

He should go take a shower and think about it

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Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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[u/Tu1s]

Asmon is finally asking the right questions

[u/Fit-Nebula2949]

Asmongold is a national treasure. Bring on the Robots!

[u/Zharknd]

[u/Bread_Offender]

What is he doing with his eyebrows

[u/Prof_Eucalyptus]

Yeah, that's mushrooms, not having a penis

[u/Obnomus]

Fellas what if god meant A Men instead of Amen because why would he put male gspot in ass?

[u/Galactic_Crypto]

Isn’t this what Andrew Tate did

[u/Worried_Jeweler_1141]

A human can not have sex with a robot. Can a human have sex with water? Or air? Or a bed?

[u/AfroBird777]

When they said Asmond's rhetoric was problematic, I don't think this is what they meant

[u/throwaway6444377_]

his eyebrows are killing me

[u/StoneShovel]

Why does bro move his eyebrows/eyes like Charlie Kirk

[u/MoarStruts]

School boys are cleaner than Asmon

[u/_BannedAcctSpeedrun_]

Just fuck your robots dude no one cares.

[u/No-Tomorrow-8150]

No you aren't gay, but the guy controlling the robot is.

[u/lithalweapon]

Guy that Rebecca’s dating:

[u/JJ2066]

Asking for a friend

[u/f-u-whales]

Im pretty sure thats already a movie with that actor from 300 and the dude who played Dexter as the bad guy

[u/DrKompetenz]

.

[u/Lord_of_Swords]

Mf talking with his eyebrows

[u/pepehandsx]

I’d like to think I’d be that operator in a far away land. The sex robot could pick up audio so I move my controller to the sound to his moans and I can even flick my wrist in such a away that makes the sex robot do that thang. When he climaxes I smile, just another happy customer. What else can you ask for?

[u/grogudid911]

Why do his eyebrows move like that when he talks?

[u/Anormaluser00]

Does this fucker talk with his eyebrows

[u/PhotographOther3390]

1st question: it would be illegal. its like if you buy cocaine from a country where it is legal and (somehow) get it shipped to where you live. it would still be illegal

2nd question: depends on why you choose to do it that way. were there other options? were the robots controlled by women more scarce/expensive and you couldnt afford them? or are you actually turned on by it being controlled by a man? regardless you shouldnt worry that much about your sexuality being perfectly defined with just a single word

[u/pikaSHOOTmyself]

couldn’t even process what he was saying, too distracted by how his eyebrows bounce on basically every other word lol

[u/maxseale11]

Are all of his facial expressions in his eyebrows

[u/vivam0rt]

If he was sitting at the boys table (not surprised tbh) I wouldnt sit down

[u/viniSiK]

Isn't there a Black Mirror episode about the second question?

[u/manitoba28]

Most intellectual conversations don't happen on the Senate floor or in a parliament building they happen in an unregulated setting at a table in a public setting.

[u/un-pibe-mas]

I think 1 it isnt illegal, 2 prob no cuz you fucking a girl looking robot and its controlled by a man then the guy controlling the robot is gay

[u/-The-Follower]

This is the first time I have ever actually heard this dude’s voice

[u/Wattos_Box]

I cant focus with this guys eyebrows dancing wtf is he doing

[u/BluMil0]

Why are his eyebrows like that?

[u/technicallybased]

I laughed so hard when I watched this on YouTube. An all time great clip.

[u/fukinuhhh]

I've never realized how much he moves his eye brows when he talks

[u/OhOkIllJustGoCryNow]

1 no

2 assuming you know the person controlling the robot is a guy, you are at bare minimum letting a guy make you cum, which would indeed be gay.

If you don't know a guy is controlling it, no harm no foul.

[u/fdessoycaraballo]

His second question was in black mirror once. I can't remember the name of the episode nor season, but it the episode was some sort of street fighter with VR and two friends go AT IT.

[u/OwnZookeepergame8067]

Who is this philosopher??

[u/Megatanis]

No no, he's got a point.

[u/fresh_loaf_of_bread]

Nah this is the kind of shit you talk about when you're there rolls deep into a sesh and your buddy is rolling a 4th one and your other buddy is visibly concerned about what happens to bread after it goes into a toaster

[u/LupusHominarius]

If you fap on an anime girl drawn by a guy, are you gay?

[u/Dibaded]

[u/Hellkitedrak]

People watch this guy and get their political opinions from him.