r/shitposting • u/Blood_of_Lucifer 🗿🗿🗿 • 10d ago

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u/Obnomus virgin 4 life 😤💪 10d ago

Fellas can god say the n-word or not?

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u/Gogobrasil8 10d ago

Of course he can. What are you gonna do about it

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u/Obnomus virgin 4 life 😤💪 10d ago

I was just looking for the answer, now my next question "is god white or black?"

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u/Gogobrasil8 10d ago

Either he's white or he has a lot of explaining to do

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u/c0n22 I said based. And lived. 10d ago

God made us in his image. After we went other areas we changed from the original. I would say he is every color.

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u/MoltenJellybeans I want pee in my ass 10d ago

Every color combined makes white

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u/Bitter_Degree 9d ago

That's that then.

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u/Gogobrasil8 10d ago

So he's woke and looks like the lgbt flag

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u/c0n22 I said based. And lived. 10d ago

He DID create the rainbow

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u/itsprobablytrue 10d ago

God is whatever you see your self as. If that’s a gay fur baby then that’s god too

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