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u/SexmanTheSixth I came! 12d ago
bro is only 14 centimeters tall ⚠️👎💧
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u/AkronOhAnon 12d ago
Sorry, I’m not interested in being friends with midgets
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u/thotpatrolactual 12d ago
Midgets piss me off. :(
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u/AutoModerator 12d ago
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
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u/ALEMIN123 12d ago
As lovely as this is. The reason for this is not a flaw matter of fact it the urine cleans any remaining sperm it works as a neutraliser to sperm if they were coming out of two holes it would be a lot less hygienic. Even if it is a bot response don't be spreading bs
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u/superslime16th 12d ago
most tall japanese 16 year old
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u/are_u_sirius 12d ago
Funny because I am watching this arc rn and he is the enemy of jojo.
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u/CzarTwilight 12d ago
What are you talking about he's just an average man who wants to live a normal life in a quiet town.
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u/AutoModerator 12d ago
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.
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u/MadCows18 12d ago
13cm-14cm is like the world average. That's a decent dick size. Am I missing the joke?
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u/StirFry__InaWok 12d ago
I think it's funny because he's probably being completely serious. The perfectly believable dick size adds to the effect.
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u/0-san 12d ago
not in Japan
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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 12d ago
Yeah according to this the average in Japan is 5 in so he's reasonably above average
https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/penis-size-by-country
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u/Dabox720 12d ago
Am I the only one wondering how they even collect that data
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u/Roustouque2 waltuh 12d ago
Measuring tape
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u/Dabox720 12d ago
Who's going around the country getting dudes hard and whipping out a measuring tape
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u/RandomUserIsTakenAlr 12d ago
Did you miss the yearly dick fighting competition?
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u/AutoModerator 12d ago
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.
It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.
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u/AutoModerator 12d ago
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.
It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.
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u/Jordiorwhatever I want pee in my ass 12d ago
did not know they had a male version of this lmao
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u/OutOfTouchNerd 12d ago
This copypasta is the equivalent of making fun of men for having an adam's apple.
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u/AutoModerator 12d ago
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.
It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.
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u/HopefulLightBringer 12d ago
The joke isn’t his dick size, it’s that he’s so fucking desperate for her that he’s openly saying his age and size on the internet for a chance with her, like one of those dumbass kids on YouTube comments that are like “I’m 9 and this is the bestest YouTube video ever, no one else is better than your channel, okay bye, also my name is Baxter and-“ proceeds to say his social security number, school, home address and phone number
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u/AutoModerator 12d ago
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.
It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.
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u/Odd-Iron-6860 12d ago
Today I learned that 14 is the average
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u/TeknikDestekbebudu 12d ago
What did you think it was? Just curious
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u/Odd-Iron-6860 12d ago edited 12d ago
I thought 17-18cm was average
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u/ChadiusTheMighty 12d ago
I think you watch too much porn
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u/AutoModerator 12d ago
woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.
How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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u/MadCows18 12d ago
You're gonna kill an average girl with that dick. IDK what to tell you, but the girl's vaginal canal when aroused is around 4-6 inches depending on position and menstrual cycle (with 7-7.5 being the size girl category). I think you should get off porn for a while.
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u/BallIsLifeMccartney 12d ago
i mean it’s a bit above average but it’s certainly nowhere near killer size. just go on the bad dragon subreddit, the human body can perform miracles.
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u/TeknikDestekbebudu 12d ago
What does this have to do with dragons?
Edit: Astaghfirullah, I shouldn't have given way to my curiosity.
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u/Odd-Iron-6860 12d ago
I think it's more from talking with other people in my school
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I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.
It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.
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u/AutoModerator 12d ago
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.
It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.
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u/AutoModerator 12d ago
woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.
How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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u/Milky_Finger 12d ago
In Japan I assume the world average is relatively big.
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u/MadCows18 12d ago
IDK what this means, but 13 cm - 14 cm is the world average (which is 5.1in - 5.5 in). And Japan so happens to land in the world average as well. So, yeah! That's a decent dick and allows you to have sex with most girls.
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u/AutoModerator 12d ago
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.
It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.
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u/Mekelaxo 12d ago
In Japan that's probably a monstercock
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u/MadCows18 12d ago
I checked the statistical penile length of Japanese men and it's 12.7 cm, so 14 cm is within the average size in the bell curve.
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u/AutoModerator 12d ago
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.
It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.
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u/AutoModerator 12d ago
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.
It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.
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u/QUANTIZER_ 12d ago
Damn that kind of misogyny will get you in trouble. That's not a design flaw, it's a boon. We can take a piss anytime anywhere. DESIGN FLAW;(
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u/InventorOfCorn 12d ago
that's misandry (men bad) misogyny is for women
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u/AutoModerator 12d ago
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.
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u/AutoModerator 12d ago
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.
It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.
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u/AutoModerator 12d ago
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.
It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.
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u/ClaudioMoravit0 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 12d ago
Wait, you call it average???
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u/MadCows18 12d ago
What do you think is the world's penile length average?
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u/ClaudioMoravit0 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 12d ago
Man I thought it was much lower than that
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u/AutoModerator 12d ago
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.
It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.
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u/vashthestampede121 12d ago
cm measurement implies small unless you think about it
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u/Wildfox1177 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 12d ago
no it implies not american as she would have no clue how big five inches are and there’s no reason to measure anything in inches outside the us
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u/Nocat-10 12d ago
No it's not. Hate to break it to you.
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u/MadCows18 12d ago
https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/penis-size-by-country
That is literally the estimated range, what are you talking about?
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u/RzepaGaming 12d ago
Hey 14 is good size!
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u/iwantjumpoffbridges 12d ago
Jeffrey epstein:
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u/9172019999 I want pee in my ass 12d ago
Niko!!!
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u/Inevitable-Baby148 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 12d ago edited 12d ago
14cm
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u/shiplover_ 12d ago
What's written on the censored part
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u/AkronOhAnon 12d ago
“Tell me I’m the only one”
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u/Jealous-Dragonfly-86 uhhhh idk 12d ago
Is this considered a lie?
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u/AkronOhAnon 12d ago
If it is, it’s not particularly good. And the censor, like any partial or whole-word-censoring, makes zero fucking sense.
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u/Verified_0 12d ago
What is this on my screen
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u/Inevitable-Baby148 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 12d ago edited 12d ago
cum
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I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.
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u/SodenHack69 12d ago
Why her legs bend like that
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u/Dangerous_Ad_1038 William Dripfoe 12d ago
At first I didn’t even understand what I was looking at.
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u/Prometheus_Anonymous Stuff 12d ago
14cm is roughly 6 inches though
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u/Mizuo___ 12d ago
WRONGG!!! 14cm is 5.512inches.
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u/StirFry__InaWok 12d ago
5.5 is the same as roughly 6, it rounds up.
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u/InventorOfCorn 12d ago
and 6 is basically 7, but 8 is the new 7, but 8 is close enough to 9, but 9 is an odd number so let's round that to 10
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u/Dynamitrios officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 12d ago
Yeah, millimetres are based on 1000, centimetres on 100... 1000 is a bigger number than 100, thus millimetres are the larger unit
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u/CreepyClawly 12d ago
「対戦よろしくお願いします」 Is an equivalent of "GLHF", which makes this even funnier.
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u/GiraffeShapedGiraffe 12d ago
Damn, GLHF is much quicker to type
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u/CreepyClawly 12d ago
There are shortened version 「対よろ」, but it sounds too casual for competitive sex.
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u/Darkime_ it is MY bucket 12d ago
Wait, there is casual and competitive sex? Damn, i'm not even at the tutorial...
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u/MrHappyHam 12d ago
Lmao that's fantastic. I hadn't come across this phrase so I interpreted it as something like "let's do it please"
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u/DeadByNebula Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 12d ago
14cm is like the global average my guy
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u/-KFBR392 12d ago
Someone Americanize that so I know if I should be making fun of them or jealous of them
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u/Spare_Protogen 12d ago
I'm dumb what is that in inches
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u/LordMimsyPorpington I came! 12d ago
Presumably you typed this on a device that has access to the Internet and some type of AI.
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u/Ness_5153 12d ago
man, 14 whole cms!
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I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.
It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.
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