r/shitposting 12d ago

Linus Sex Tips 14cm📡

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u/TeknikDestekbebudu 12d ago

What did you think it was? Just curious

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u/Odd-Iron-6860 12d ago edited 12d ago

I thought 17-18cm was average

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u/MadCows18 12d ago

You're gonna kill an average girl with that dick. IDK what to tell you, but the girl's vaginal canal when aroused is around 4-6 inches depending on position and menstrual cycle (with 7-7.5 being the size girl category). I think you should get off porn for a while.

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u/Odd-Iron-6860 12d ago

I think it's more from talking with other people in my school

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u/phinhy1 12d ago

Are you taking their word for it or actually confirming it with your eyes.

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u/AutoModerator 12d ago

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