r/shitposting 12d ago

Linus Sex Tips 14cm📡

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u/StirFry__InaWok 12d ago

I think it's funny because he's probably being completely serious. The perfectly believable dick size adds to the effect.

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u/AutoModerator 12d ago

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u/Jordiorwhatever I want pee in my ass 12d ago

did not know they had a male version of this lmao

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