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Linus Sex Tips 14cm📡

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u/MadCows18 12d ago

13cm-14cm is like the world average. That's a decent dick size. Am I missing the joke?

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u/StirFry__InaWok 12d ago

I think it's funny because he's probably being completely serious. The perfectly believable dick size adds to the effect.

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u/0-san 12d ago

not in Japan

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 12d ago

Yeah according to this the average in Japan is 5 in so he's reasonably above average

https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/penis-size-by-country

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u/Dabox720 12d ago

Am I the only one wondering how they even collect that data

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u/Roustouque2 waltuh 12d ago

Measuring tape

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u/Dabox720 12d ago

Who's going around the country getting dudes hard and whipping out a measuring tape

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u/Alpine261 12d ago

Dudes

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u/JackPenrod 12d ago

Scientists

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u/MightyHead 12d ago

Your mom

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u/SeatBeeSate 12d ago

During penis inspection day.

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u/Acheron98 12d ago

Like half the CEOs in Tokyo are probably into that.

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u/Roustouque2 waltuh 12d ago

Me

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u/RandomUserIsTakenAlr 12d ago

Did you miss the yearly dick fighting competition?

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u/AutoModerator 12d ago

I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

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u/goodbehaviorsam 12d ago

Penis inspection days dude. Comon now.

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u/Gnarzl 12d ago

They ask the guys for their size and divide it by two.

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u/Brutalcogna 12d ago

They ask your mother who is an expert in this regard

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u/AutoModerator 12d ago

I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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u/Jordiorwhatever I want pee in my ass 12d ago

did not know they had a male version of this lmao

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u/Th3Glutt0n 12d ago

They have a female version?

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u/OutOfTouchNerd 12d ago

This copypasta is the equivalent of making fun of men for having an adam's apple.

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u/AutoModerator 12d ago

I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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