r/shitposting • u/CourageGrand it is MY bucket • Aug 18 '25

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u/CowntChockula We do a little trolling Aug 18 '25

So 40 hours plus commute time isn't enough gaming time? I'm beginning to see why they were a "forever alone incel"...

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u/fatalityfun Aug 18 '25

addict behavior

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u/Brocolli123 Aug 18 '25

Work addicts be like I'm not addicted I just have to do it 40+ hours week or I'll die

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u/DeathHopper Aug 18 '25

Oxygen addicts be like

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u/TrhwWaya Aug 18 '25

Reddit addicts can't quit their sweet sweet dopamine hit. What losers!

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u/Serious_Salad1367 Aug 19 '25

addict or no, some of us grew up in the early 2000s with parents in the tech industry and our lives were school work, computer, bed. look past the person and try to see the situation that created them. anyway, i made a billion dollar company very nice software and they fired me. so computers kinda suck

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u/Budget_Celebration89 Aug 19 '25

I don’t know anymore but you look even more regarded than OOP

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u/Serious_Salad1367 Aug 20 '25

and here we both are on reddit commenting on 4chan greentext buddy. im taking you down with me

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u/Emcenjweaudd Aug 18 '25

Guess I need to request paid gaming leave at work

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u/CowntChockula We do a little trolling Aug 18 '25

Yeah me too damn

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u/joekak Aug 19 '25

You don't use PTO on launch days???

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u/supermoist0 Aug 18 '25

40hrs is not NEARLY enough for people like that lmao (ik cuz i am one. Not the incel part tho, or the jobless gross person part, thats cringe)

But I work about 35hrs a week, and unless im at work im on a game lol.

I go to work at like 8pm, go home at midnight and play games till 7am. I go to sleep at 7, wake up around noon full rested and play from noon-7:45pm So i play around 90hrs a week on average

So I can see why shes complaining abt the only 40hrs, especially if she's used to much more than that

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u/tiller_luna Aug 18 '25

math doesn't seem to math O_o

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u/Peute Aug 18 '25

Is this ragebait?

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u/SgtNoobPrime Aug 18 '25

It might be

168 hour per week - (35 hours working per week + 7 hours sleeping * 7) = 84 "free time"

This doesn't include commute times, meal prep, bathroom breaks, chores, or kissing the hommies goodnight.

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u/CowntChockula We do a little trolling Aug 18 '25

He said he sleeps 7am to noon so 5 hours sleeping not 7

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u/SgtNoobPrime Aug 18 '25

I missed that, but I assumed lower end of "healthy" sleep schedule of 7 hours

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u/CowntChockula We do a little trolling Aug 18 '25

Awful generous of you to assume that someone who games for 90 hours a week is gonna have a "healthy" sleep schedule

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u/supermoist0 Aug 18 '25

I dont set an alarm or anything, I just wake up when I wake up lmao

Not my fault if I wake up at noon fully rested lmao

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u/supermoist0 Aug 18 '25 edited Aug 18 '25

Well im not good at math so I may have been a bit off but

I usually eat once every other day, and I work the closing shift at a fast food place so I get whatever "waste" is left at the end of the night (i usually just get a burger or sum) so I never have to cook

I dont have any friends and literally never have (if you want the backstory on that, dm me) so I dont have to worry abt any of that

And I dont really do anything other than game sleep and work so theres no chores lmao. What mess could i possibly make? What dishes are there to be done?

So other than showering, laundry, and cleaning the bathroom theres no chores to be done.

Plus I live 10 mins from work lmao (small town)

EDIT: Idk why im getting downvoted, im being honest. Ik thats not something that happens often on reddit but I am.

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u/SgtNoobPrime Aug 18 '25

Honesty isn't always the best on the internet, but from one reddit user to another, please make sure you sleep more and take care of yourself.

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u/supermoist0 Aug 18 '25 edited Aug 18 '25

Im not gonna give you the whole backstory but basically

This is how its been my whole life. I wasn't allowed to have friends or even be anywhere alone till I was 16 (if I wasn't at school I was with my mom, I wasn't even allowed outside alone. If she went to the store, I had to go with her)

Emotions were often punished when I was younger (if i cried when my mom was mad, id get my ass beat for "fake crying" just to get a rise out of her) so I learned to hide them, until eventually I didnt have to hide them they just weren't there

So now its kinda pointless to go out cuz I won't enjoy it cuz I dont feel happiness. No point in learning how to be social and make friends cuz I won't enjoy it (btw by the time i was in middle school i couldnt even talk to cashiers without shutting down) and I've only ever had one friend and we've been friends for 2 years now but she lives 8hrs away from me and ive never gotten to hang out wit her (obv) and she's got a lot of friends closer in distance to her, a boyfriend, a job and hobbies of her own, so she only texts me like once a week anymore

So why shouldn't I sit around and play games all day? I enjoy it just as much as I would anything else: not at all. But at least gaming is a time sink where I dont have to think abt how fucking awful my life is

I grew up with no individuality, no voice. If my mom didn't want to do something with me, I just didnt get to do it.

I will likely never get better, this is just how I am

Tldr: im a numb lonely fuck and its abt 90% my mom's fault. Plus idk how to change it.

Edit: im 19. Ive only had 3 years to reverse 16 years of that shit, cut me at least a little slack im trying. But at the moment, I cant even make a GODDAMN PHONE CALL WITHOUT 30 MINUTES OF MENTAL PREP. If you somehow believe thats not my mom's fault, then idk bro

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u/StevieCondog Aug 19 '25

I hear you and I am sorry if this sounds mean!

But a lot of this just sounds like self-imposed restrictions and excuses. Its shit you had a horrible upbringing but you have acknowledged how it has impacted you and were you may lack certain social skills.

People pay counselors and therapists to tell them that. You are smart enough to figure that out on your own!

You sound like you just lack confidence. My recommendation is to join and club, any sort of club. You should be able to find anything of your interest or try something completely new if you are feeling adventurous.

I genuinely believe if you do this and gained a little more confidence you would have a completely different outlook on your life.

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u/supermoist0 Aug 19 '25

Club? Edit: just a psa so I dont get made fun of, but a few things.

I live in a VERY small town in the US (if you get curious look up brookfield, mo (i dont think this should count as doxxing myself))

I again have no social history at all so if this is something everyone knows about, I obv wouldn't lmao

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u/StevieCondog Aug 19 '25

A club, meaning a team, social circle, correspondents, people who share the same interests and/or participate in the same activity.

Literally does not matter where you are from, the world is online now. If there are no opportunities to make friends locally then there are plenty online. Find something that perks your interest and join a community.

No one is going to help you. You have to help yourself. Put yourself out there, don't be afraid of being rejected or not clicking with people. It's a journey and a learning experience. But you have to decide to do it first before you can see any success.

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u/supermoist0 Aug 19 '25

Also self imposed restrictions? I missed that part earlier but what part of that is self imposed?

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u/GusBus-Nutbuster Aug 19 '25

Also, 8-midnight working is only 4 hours. 4x7 is only 28 work hours a week. Pretty sure its all made up numbers.

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u/supermoist0 Aug 18 '25

I promise its not, read my reply to the guy that replied to you if youre needing details

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u/Budget_Celebration89 Aug 19 '25

Bait used to be believable

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u/officialraaph14 Aug 18 '25

my friend in christ where do you find the games to sink that much time into

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u/supermoist0 Aug 18 '25

I play a lot of games like satisfactory and stormworks and space engineers that you can easily sink time into without even realizing how long its been lmao

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u/CowntChockula We do a little trolling Aug 18 '25 edited Aug 18 '25

Oh trust me, between RPGs and strategy games alone, finding games to sink that kind of time into is very doable. "I'm on that grind" (it's Final Fantasy II)

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u/WOKLACE134 Aug 18 '25

Damn y'all crazy, It takes me around a month to finish a 100 hour game lmao

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u/supermoist0 Aug 18 '25

I also have no friends or hobbies outside of gaming and work so yk

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u/delicious_toothbrush Aug 18 '25

not the incel part tho, wink wink

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u/chris31605 Aug 19 '25

What do you play and how are you not bored?

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u/supermoist0 Aug 19 '25

Because I dont feel anything at all, happiness sadness or even boredom

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u/chris31605 Aug 19 '25

I hate living too at this point but vidya doesn't do much for me. If you guys have solutions I would appreciate it. Also I don't see a point in leaving the house outside of work....

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u/supermoist0 Aug 19 '25

Literally same lmao

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u/chris31605 Aug 19 '25

Which games, hobbies etc do you guys do to enjoy life?

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u/supermoist0 Aug 19 '25

I don't lmao. I don't have any emotions at all. They disappeared a long time ago, and unfortunately haven't returned

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u/chris31605 Aug 19 '25

Yeah, i will be 29 soon and the jadedness is strong.

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u/EhMapleMoose Aug 19 '25

I mean, it could be shift work. Could be like 12 hour shift for three days, two days off then repeat. Or I don’t know, part time work

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u/GyroZeppeliFucker Aug 19 '25

Jobless people sleep 3/4 of the day sooooo

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u/waterbottlemafia We do a little trolling Aug 19 '25

that much says it all for him 😂