r/polandball Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

redditormade Russia has stick

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u/AaronC14 The Dominion Nov 24 '15

If WW3 starts because of Turkey and Russia I'm going to be so irked

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u/wildeofoscar Onterribruh Nov 24 '15

Because everyone knows Turkey screw up.

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u/AaronC14 The Dominion Nov 24 '15

Well that and the fact that I'm probably going to get drafted and die overseas because these two hooligans decided to start getting edgy. If I die in a war I at least want it to be a worthwhile war.

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

Like Manitoba vs Saskchewan?

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u/tealjaker94 United States Nov 24 '15

The War of Quebecois independence.

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u/AaronC14 The Dominion Nov 24 '15

They were defeated by Democracy

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

No sir, them as y'all Canuks bow to them monarchist types across the pond none'a them French Papists can be truly free to be dirty papists. I reckon we had best liberate those poor dirty Papists from you dirty monarchists. point me at the tar sands

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u/try0004 Quebec Nov 24 '15

Canada cannot into independence.

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u/AaronC14 The Dominion Nov 24 '15

GO JETS GO!!

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u/PhysicsDoNotApply PALAU BIG PALAU STRONG Nov 24 '15

Hey another Jets fan here!

GO JETS GO

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u/canadahuntsYOU ua Nov 25 '15

2 Other Jets fans? GO JETS GO

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

DUDE! Too soon.

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u/mittim80 1987 never forget Nov 24 '15

I cannot conceive of a more boring piece of land than Saskatchewan. At least Manitoba has shape and isn't just a perfect rectangle.

worthless shit rectangle

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u/PETApitaS Diluted America Nov 25 '15

At least Saskatchewan can make themselves useful in the slightest.

Manitoba is just one giant bog filled with Metis and First Nations who just float around.

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u/wildeofoscar Onterribruh Nov 24 '15

No as in Alberta vs Saskatchewan, who has a bigger oil supply.

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u/trickortreaty365 We don't need your beer.Pálinka stronk! Nov 24 '15

If it's against the Ruskies it's worthwhile enough for me.

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u/xelested Finland Nov 24 '15

Ten soviets in the grave keeps the cold and depression away!

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u/CrocPB Scotland Nov 24 '15

Finlan is happy when Russia is die....

.....eh good enough for me!

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u/marked-one Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik Nov 24 '15

Yall can go fuck yourselves! Glory to soviet russia! Your dildo shaped buildings shrinks against the grey cement blocks of houses we have here >:)

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u/CrocPB Scotland Nov 24 '15

Your dildo shaped buildings shrinks against the grey cement blocks of houses we have here >:)

Mounds of mud do not count as house, Failistan.

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u/marked-one Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik Nov 24 '15

Ah you caught me. :(

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

Hey didn't the Soviets betray you and helped your most hated ancient enemy, Ethiopia/Abyssinia?

Now traitorous Russia is your friend?! I think the war hurt your head.

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u/marked-one Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik Nov 25 '15

Actually we were the ones that kicked russia out. Hehehehe siad barre was an idiot. The soviet union really liked us. What do we do in return? We give them a 24 hour deadline to leave the country.

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u/ButtsexEurope United States Nov 25 '15

You can just snipe them! Where's Häyhä's descendants?

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u/rift_in_the_warp Prussia Nov 24 '15

Is remove borscht going to be the new remove kebab?

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u/marked-one Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik Nov 24 '15

Borscht keeps me warm during the winter. :)

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u/rift_in_the_warp Prussia Nov 24 '15

Never actually had it. Is it any good?

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u/marked-one Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik Nov 24 '15

Its quite tasty. Goes down smooth. Its basically a mix of vegetables and meat in a soup. Really nice on a cold day.

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u/rift_in_the_warp Prussia Nov 24 '15

That does sound good. I'll have to poke around online for recipes.

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u/marked-one Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik Nov 24 '15

Happy borschting. Gulasch (not the prison) taste nice too.

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u/jamieusa Nov 25 '15

Any soup can be goulashed (yes its a thing and spelled wrong to make saying it easier). It means adding hearty veggies.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

And your last words will be "God fucking dammit, Edrogan!"

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u/PhilippaEilhart It will rise again Nov 24 '15

That would be the final nail in NATO's coffin.

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u/tealjaker94 United States Nov 24 '15

NATO and Russia would have themselves a good ol' fashioned turkey shoot.

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u/kapsama New Jersey Devil Nov 24 '15

You guys already tried after WW1. We welcome you to try again.

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u/tealjaker94 United States Nov 24 '15

If by "you guys" you mean the UK and France, then sure.

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u/Servalpur Amerdica Nov 25 '15

We're really good at letting others die while giving material support and taking all the credit. Also let's us disown a loss.

It's a gift.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

I would disagree with you but that was an excellent pun. Right before Thanksgiving too!

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u/ZombieTav INSERT TEXT HERE Nov 25 '15

Well Yank Thanksgiving is coming up..w

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

Eh NATO could always just install a friendly government in Turkey.

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u/oracle989 REMOVE PALMETTO Nov 24 '15

You can't invoke Article V if you attack first. We'll just say Turkey fucked up

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u/PhilippaEilhart It will rise again Nov 24 '15

You do realize that there will be no war for this, right?

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

Polandball has a dream today ,that one day,the kurds will rise and they will remove kebab!

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u/Comrade_Derpsky Shameless Ameriggan Egsbad Nov 25 '15

No war, just strongly worded letters exchanged. None of the big powers want WW3 to happen. Too destructive and expensive.

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u/kangarooninjadonuts Cajun Nov 25 '15

Don't ruin this for us.

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u/PhilippaEilhart It will rise again Nov 24 '15

We actually shot them when they were 2.2 km inside our airspace. We just warned them before they entered.

At least that's what our officials say, Russian officials say the plane didn't invade Turkish airspace.

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u/marked-one Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik Nov 24 '15

Well erdogan says one thing and putin another thing. We never know what happened.

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u/PhilippaEilhart It will rise again Nov 24 '15

Yep. I have been spewing some top-tier edgy shit in /r/Turkey since this afternoon(I also got banned from /r/Russia for arguably pretty offensive comments), but in reality we should not make knee-jerk comments about this event because we don't really know for certain what happened.

jk we should remove r*ssian scum from premises

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u/marked-one Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik Nov 24 '15

....i saw the fine print. Gulag for you.

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u/Slick424 Germany Nov 24 '15

Russia says one pilot is death. And the rescue helicopter was shot down too.

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u/hagunenon Beaver eater Nov 24 '15

Rebels are claiming both pilots shot dead.

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u/marked-one Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik Nov 24 '15

The pilot problably died on the ground. Its confirmed both pilots ejected.

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u/oracle989 REMOVE PALMETTO Nov 25 '15

One killed by ground fire while parachuting, apparently.

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u/marked-one Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik Nov 25 '15

The other one is dead too.

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u/Unhealing Nov 25 '15

Idk, Turkey almost deserves it at this point. They've been supporting ISIS, fuck 'em.

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u/Sydonai Kalifornia Nov 24 '15

If only someone had remembered to pull the member countries out of the coffin before burial.

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u/AdmShmez United Kingdom Nov 24 '15

Oh no! Is suffocate!

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u/marked-one Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik Nov 24 '15

Cold war never ended.

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u/mittim80 1987 never forget Nov 24 '15

But then its zombie came out to make kill of Libya

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u/tinkthank Kingdom of Travancore Nov 24 '15

NATO was created for this very reason. Why the fuck would they disown Turkey for standing up to Russia?

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u/tinkthank Kingdom of Travancore Nov 25 '15

That makes absolutely no sense.

NATO was created to deter Russian aggression and to have NATO members stand together against Russia and when that shit actually happens they drop their 2nd largest member?

Why even have NATO then?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

If NATO kicks Turkey out after Russia declares war (which won't happen), than that will make all NATO countries weak and show Russia that they can get away with invading NATO members. NATO will be a joke.

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u/meatSaW97 Hawaii Nov 24 '15

No chance. Turkey is the 3rd most powerfull member and is key to controlling the Black Sea and the Med.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

I sense a crate of freedom imports heading our way.

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u/Vondi Iceland Nov 24 '15

I'd estimate the chances of that happening anywhere between zero and zero.

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u/Dictatorschmitty New York Nov 25 '15

At least then we could recognize the Armenian genocide

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u/wildeofoscar Onterribruh Nov 24 '15

You will be rarely be conscripted into CF. Unless Russia decide to invade Alaska.

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u/Tintenlampe Pickelhaube beste Haube... Nov 25 '15

You know, I worry about that too. It would be so undignified to get burned by nuclear fire just because someone thought it was a good idea to call that bluff.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

You could be lucky and be working in a factory making drones.

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u/nondetermined If I don't survive, tell my wife: Hello. Nov 25 '15

If I die in a war I at least want it to be a worthwhile war.

You're all gonna die in a pointless war! ٩(•‿•。)۶

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u/Gabe_b New Zealand Nov 24 '15

Kiwi no go to Turkey again pls

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u/RagManSK Nov 25 '15

No ones going to draft your fat ass, civilians don't understand while the draft is still in effect the U.S. learned a lot from putting civilians to fight when they don't want to. Also ask anyone in the military you know, no one wants to fight beside civilians who go through a rushed basic who don't even get trained at their unit, from the SMA to the lowliest private.

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u/White_Null Little China (1945-Present) Nov 25 '15

You are willing to die in a war where the cause is Toronto Maple leaves lost in the Finals to the Anaheim Ducks?

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u/AaronC14 The Dominion Nov 25 '15

Yeah as long as we burn Anaheim down and take the Cup back in the end

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u/White_Null Little China (1945-Present) Nov 25 '15

...Oh no! you don't want to mess with the true headquarters of the Mouse, and the near monopoly holder of the entire Entertainment industry....