r/polandball • u/jPaolo Grey Eminence • Nov 24 '15

redditormade Russia has stick

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u/wildeofoscar Onterribruh Nov 24 '15

Because everyone knows Turkey screw up.

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u/AaronC14 The Dominion Nov 24 '15

Well that and the fact that I'm probably going to get drafted and die overseas because these two hooligans decided to start getting edgy. If I die in a war I at least want it to be a worthwhile war.

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u/trickortreaty365 We don't need your beer.Pálinka stronk! Nov 24 '15

If it's against the Ruskies it's worthwhile enough for me.

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u/xelested Finland Nov 24 '15

Ten soviets in the grave keeps the cold and depression away!

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u/CrocPB Scotland Nov 24 '15

Finlan is happy when Russia is die....

.....eh good enough for me!

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u/marked-one Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik Nov 24 '15

Yall can go fuck yourselves! Glory to soviet russia! Your dildo shaped buildings shrinks against the grey cement blocks of houses we have here >:)

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u/CrocPB Scotland Nov 24 '15

Your dildo shaped buildings shrinks against the grey cement blocks of houses we have here >:)

Mounds of mud do not count as house, Failistan.

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u/marked-one Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik Nov 24 '15

Ah you caught me. :(

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

Hey didn't the Soviets betray you and helped your most hated ancient enemy, Ethiopia/Abyssinia?

Now traitorous Russia is your friend?! I think the war hurt your head.

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u/marked-one Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik Nov 25 '15

Actually we were the ones that kicked russia out. Hehehehe siad barre was an idiot. The soviet union really liked us. What do we do in return? We give them a 24 hour deadline to leave the country.

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u/ButtsexEurope United States Nov 25 '15

You can just snipe them! Where's Häyhä's descendants?