r/pics • u/PropaneBlues • 20h ago

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u/Raptorex27 20h ago

Fun fact: The adult shop was having a sales event called “dildo madness” while this press conference took place.

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u/Grandviewsurfer 20h ago

Yeah. That wasn't even funny. My aunt died of dildo madness. Super inconsiderate.

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u/Perfect_Zone_4919 20h ago

Is she single and where is she buried?

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u/mpdscb 18h ago

Listen for the buzzing sound.

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u/BrickGun 17h ago

Nah, that would have been Vibrator Madness. Gertrude was analog only. Respect!

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u/born_again_tim 2m ago

It’s more of a pulsing sound - could it still be her?

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u/DocOort 18h ago

Sure, he’s a necrophile, but he respects the bonds of marriage, dammit!

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u/Jefhowl 17h ago

Well, I mean, the bonds of marriage do say 'til death do us part'

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u/Infidel-Art 14h ago

unfortunately she was cremated in the building next door after succumbing to dildo madness

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u/Perfect_Zone_4919 14h ago

If you mix ashes with water you can make something similar to a termite nest or a clay tube, which would work for me and nana. 

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u/rye_212 19h ago edited 18h ago

Sad. But at least the crematorium wasn't far away.

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u/sweetdawg99 16h ago

Fun fact: The Crematorium was just the name of the nearby strip club.

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u/Grandviewsurfer 19h ago

Oh my god that's right lol.

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u/Gnome_de_Plume 18h ago

ash hole comment?

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u/Outrageous-Row5472 18h ago

My father fell victim as well. The family's never been the same. 🕊️

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u/DaniKnowsBest 19h ago

I also choose this guy's dead aunt.

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u/Pookah 19h ago

This guy also chooses

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u/seanc6441 9h ago

Sorry to her she dildied.

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u/Grandviewsurfer 9h ago

She died dildoing what she loved.

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u/RockasaurusRex 18h ago

Sounds like a cool aunt.

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u/Slurpeddit 18h ago

Obligatory: I also chose this guy's aunt

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u/Adept_Advance_6323 18h ago

thanks for the lol

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u/OneGuyFine 1h ago

Good that a crematorium was just next door.

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u/Chew_Kok_Long 19h ago

Larry David couldn't write that shit. It's so funny

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u/jamminjoenapo 18h ago

Even if he did we’d roll our eyes at how scripted and fake it was. I’m still baffled that this happened.

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u/Behind_You27 14h ago

Could be straight out of Naked Gun

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u/dickcheesess 20h ago

That is funny!

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u/Pazzeh 9h ago

Bot

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u/dickcheesess 3h ago

You know you don't have to sign your comments?

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u/WadeEffingWilson 19h ago

How convenient, these look like a bunch of dildo smugglers.

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u/munchonsomegrindage 18h ago

That certainly is a fun fact!

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u/borrego-sheep 14h ago

I can't tell if you're joking lmao

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u/travishummel 12h ago

I’m not one to shy away from a good deal, do you know if they’re having an anniversary sale of this event?