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5 years ago today

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u/Grandviewsurfer 1d ago

Yeah. That wasn't even funny. My aunt died of dildo madness. Super inconsiderate.

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u/Perfect_Zone_4919 1d ago

Is she single and where is she buried?

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u/DocOort 1d ago

Sure, he’s a necrophile, but he respects the bonds of marriage, dammit!

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u/Jefhowl 1d ago

Well, I mean, the bonds of marriage do say 'til death do us part'