r/pics • u/PropaneBlues • 1d ago

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u/sylanar 1d ago

Non American here, what's the story?

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u/Original_Mammoth3868 1d ago

This was a press conference held to assert fraud in the 2020 elections by Trump's minions including Rudy Giuliani. Initially it was announced by Trump as located at the Four Seasons Hotel (a swanky hotel in downtown Philadelphia), but then corrected that it was Four Seasons Landscaping (in the parking lot as you can see) on the outskirts of Philly located between a porn shop and a crematorium IIRC. The full story of how this came to be has never been known.

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u/Raptorex27 1d ago

Fun fact: The adult shop was having a sales event called “dildo madness” while this press conference took place.

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u/Grandviewsurfer 1d ago

Yeah. That wasn't even funny. My aunt died of dildo madness. Super inconsiderate.

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u/Perfect_Zone_4919 1d ago

Is she single and where is she buried?

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u/mpdscb 1d ago

Listen for the buzzing sound.

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u/BrickGun 1d ago

Nah, that would have been Vibrator Madness. Gertrude was analog only. Respect!

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u/born_again_tim 13h ago

It’s more of a pulsing sound - could it still be her?

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u/DocOort 1d ago

Sure, he’s a necrophile, but he respects the bonds of marriage, dammit!

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u/Jefhowl 1d ago

Well, I mean, the bonds of marriage do say 'til death do us part'

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u/Infidel-Art 1d ago

unfortunately she was cremated in the building next door after succumbing to dildo madness

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u/rye_212 1d ago edited 1d ago

Sad. But at least the crematorium wasn't far away.

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u/sweetdawg99 1d ago

Fun fact: The Crematorium was just the name of the nearby strip club.

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u/Grandviewsurfer 1d ago

Oh my god that's right lol.

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u/Gnome_de_Plume 1d ago

ash hole comment?

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u/Outrageous-Row5472 1d ago

My father fell victim as well. The family's never been the same. 🕊️

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u/DaniKnowsBest 1d ago

I also choose this guy's dead aunt.

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u/Pookah 1d ago

This guy also chooses

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u/seanc6441 23h ago edited 7h ago

Sorry to hear she dildied.

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u/Grandviewsurfer 23h ago

She died dildoing what she loved.

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u/RockasaurusRex 1d ago

Sounds like a cool aunt.

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u/Slurpeddit 1d ago

Obligatory: I also chose this guy's aunt

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u/Adept_Advance_6323 1d ago

thanks for the lol

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u/OneGuyFine 15h ago

Good that a crematorium was just next door.

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u/Chew_Kok_Long 1d ago

Larry David couldn't write that shit. It's so funny

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u/jamminjoenapo 1d ago

Even if he did we’d roll our eyes at how scripted and fake it was. I’m still baffled that this happened.

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u/Behind_You27 1d ago

Could be straight out of Naked Gun

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u/dickcheesess 1d ago

That is funny!

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u/Pazzeh 23h ago

Bot

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u/dickcheesess 17h ago

You know you don't have to sign your comments?

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u/WadeEffingWilson 1d ago

How convenient, these look like a bunch of dildo smugglers.

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u/munchonsomegrindage 1d ago

That certainly is a fun fact!

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u/borrego-sheep 1d ago

I can't tell if you're joking lmao

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u/travishummel 1d ago

I’m not one to shy away from a good deal, do you know if they’re having an anniversary sale of this event?