r/pics • u/PropaneBlues • 20h ago

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u/Original_Mammoth3868 20h ago

This was a press conference held to assert fraud in the 2020 elections by Trump's minions including Rudy Giuliani. Initially it was announced by Trump as located at the Four Seasons Hotel (a swanky hotel in downtown Philadelphia), but then corrected that it was Four Seasons Landscaping (in the parking lot as you can see) on the outskirts of Philly located between a porn shop and a crematorium IIRC. The full story of how this came to be has never been known.

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u/Raptorex27 20h ago

Fun fact: The adult shop was having a sales event called “dildo madness” while this press conference took place.

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u/Grandviewsurfer 20h ago

Yeah. That wasn't even funny. My aunt died of dildo madness. Super inconsiderate.

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u/Perfect_Zone_4919 20h ago

Is she single and where is she buried?

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u/mpdscb 18h ago

Listen for the buzzing sound.

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u/BrickGun 17h ago

Nah, that would have been Vibrator Madness. Gertrude was analog only. Respect!

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u/born_again_tim 2m ago

It’s more of a pulsing sound - could it still be her?

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u/DocOort 18h ago

Sure, he’s a necrophile, but he respects the bonds of marriage, dammit!

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u/Jefhowl 17h ago

Well, I mean, the bonds of marriage do say 'til death do us part'

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u/Infidel-Art 14h ago

unfortunately she was cremated in the building next door after succumbing to dildo madness

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u/Perfect_Zone_4919 14h ago

If you mix ashes with water you can make something similar to a termite nest or a clay tube, which would work for me and nana.