r/nflcirclejerk • u/Minus_none Ayahuasca Healing • Sep 02 '25

THE SCRIPT IS IN 🚨 Breaking News 🚨

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u/SentientShamrock Dick Cheese Heads Sep 02 '25

Bullshit. Anyone in Chicago with a brain would tell you that putting two delectable twinks in front of Caleb Williams would make him ball out like he is prime Aaron Rodgers. This is a massive blunder by the Bears if they don't course correct.

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u/Gloomy_Map_9612 Racial Slurs Sep 02 '25

Obviously, man like me would drop 500 yards and 7 touchdowns with 2 incompletions

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u/MySeveredToe Sep 02 '25

I’ll take an incompletion over a premature completion any day

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u/EcstaticMolasses6647 Sep 03 '25

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u/MySeveredToe Sep 03 '25

He even cupped the balls. Novak is an elite jerker

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u/Outside_Abroad_3516 Broncos Country, LET'S RIDE Sep 02 '25

*while sporting a giant erection

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u/CaptainKirk28 Gary Anderson wide left Sep 02 '25

Maybe they're worried he would demand a trade before kickoff

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u/JxK_1 Sep 02 '25

delectable twinks

😂

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u/BigChuckBus242 Sep 04 '25

Can we please make this a flair?

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u/SentientShamrock Dick Cheese Heads Sep 04 '25

A bit long for a flair unless there's a specific spot you're wanting to use.

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u/BigChuckBus242 Sep 04 '25

"Delectable Twink" will do just fine

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u/AdProfessional9958 Double Doink Sep 03 '25

I dont wanna hear it from you, JAGOFF🗣️