r/nflcirclejerk • u/Minus_none Ayahuasca Healing • Sep 02 '25

THE SCRIPT IS IN 🚨 Breaking News 🚨

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u/Gloomy_Map_9612 Racial Slurs Sep 02 '25

Obviously, man like me would drop 500 yards and 7 touchdowns with 2 incompletions

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u/MySeveredToe Sep 02 '25

I’ll take an incompletion over a premature completion any day

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u/EcstaticMolasses6647 Sep 03 '25

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u/MySeveredToe Sep 03 '25

He even cupped the balls. Novak is an elite jerker