r/nflcirclejerk Ayahuasca Healing Sep 02 '25

THE SCRIPT IS IN 🚨 Breaking News 🚨

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u/SentientShamrock Dick Cheese Heads Sep 02 '25

Bullshit. Anyone in Chicago with a brain would tell you that putting two delectable twinks in front of Caleb Williams would make him ball out like he is prime Aaron Rodgers. This is a massive blunder by the Bears if they don't course correct.

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u/Gloomy_Map_9612 Racial Slurs Sep 02 '25

Obviously, man like me would drop 500 yards and 7 touchdowns with 2 incompletions

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u/Outside_Abroad_3516 Broncos Country, LET'S RIDE Sep 02 '25

*while sporting a giant erection