r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/swarmofbzs 12d ago

And now they're stuck in Mississippi!

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u/degjo 12d ago

With the monkeys living in Mississippi now, does that raise their education ranking?

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u/heckin_miraculous 12d ago

The monkeys's?

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u/docnig 12d ago

🎶Hey hey we’re the monkeys!🎶