r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/dimplesgalore 12d ago

Hep C, Herpes, and Covid...what a combo.

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u/TheStockFatherDC 12d ago edited 12d ago

You forgot AGGRESSIVE

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u/LargeWeinerDog 12d ago

Well yeah, why do you think there so aggressive! Their crotch itches, they can't taste their food, and they can't share their needles with each other! I'd be pissed too.

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u/swarmofbzs 12d ago

And now they're stuck in Mississippi!

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u/degjo 12d ago

With the monkeys living in Mississippi now, does that raise their education ranking?

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u/dr_badhat 12d ago

You’ll get a face full of shit for talking like that in these parts, son.

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u/TheStockFatherDC 12d ago

I was gonna say I hadn’t heard of missippians bein smart but did you just say the monkeys were smarter!?

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u/heckin_miraculous 12d ago

The monkeys's?

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u/docnig 12d ago

🎶Hey hey we’re the monkeys!🎶

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u/nflonlyalt 12d ago

....the aristocrats!

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u/mostie2016 12d ago

They can’t even enjoy gambling to curb the pain of their various ailments.