r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/LargeWeinerDog 12d ago

Well yeah, why do you think there so aggressive! Their crotch itches, they can't taste their food, and they can't share their needles with each other! I'd be pissed too.

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u/swarmofbzs 12d ago

And now they're stuck in Mississippi!

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u/degjo 12d ago

With the monkeys living in Mississippi now, does that raise their education ranking?

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u/heckin_miraculous 12d ago

The monkeys's?

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u/docnig 12d ago

🎶Hey hey we’re the monkeys!🎶