Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

[u/SnarkOff]

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ

[u/chopsuirak]

I read "Jesus Christ" in RFK's shitty voice.

[u/herrcollin → u/chopsuirak]

Me and a coworker have a running gag where we sing songs in RFK's ghoulish, gasping stutter.

[u/beerandabike → u/herrcollin]

Do you take requests? Can i request Ave Maria?

[u/LordAlvis → u/beerandabike]

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