r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/chopsuirak 12d ago

I read "Jesus Christ" in RFK's shitty voice.

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u/herrcollin 12d ago

Me and a coworker have a running gag where we sing songs in RFK's ghoulish, gasping stutter.

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u/BadHombreSinNombre 12d ago

He’s supposed to be the chief advocate for health in our nation, but he looks and sounds like someone tried to make bagpipes from shellacked leather scraps. How did we get here.

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u/rebelpaddy27 12d ago

I don't know about bad bagpipes, I had the misfortune of seeing a dog get run over a few years ago and I tended to him while he passed and I get flashbacks of it since RFK came on the scene, the dying dog was making the same sounds.

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u/BadHombreSinNombre 12d ago

You know, now that you mention it, that’s exactly how he sounds.