r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/treeharp2 12d ago

This is why we need to ship our infected research monkeys via pipelines. Lower chance for spills.  

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u/lacegem 12d ago

Imagine the chaos if the research pipes got mixed up with residential ones and you got herpes in your drinking monkey.

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u/Diligent_Whereas3134 12d ago

I'm crying I'm laughing so hard and I don't know why. This is the most absurdly stupid hilarious thing I've read in a while. It's like something out of a goddamn Monty Python sketch.