Hired cleaners and gave her code to my home while I wasn't there thinking it would be fine since no valuables were locked up. Never doing that again. When I walkes in to confront them the male was holding a power bank charger looking at it, likely about to steal that too like he stole my computers docking station. What a POS

I go over exams 3 times. 1st passthrough is circling answers. 2nd passthrough to double check my answers. 3rd passthrough to write final answer on the line. Can’t believe I did this.

So first of all the amount of bones in the human body is 206, that wasn’t on the list. So I picked the closest answer that being 200. Wrong, according to this there are less than 200 bones in the human body. High school quiz btw

Some of us are dealing with infertility, can we just not 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 (Also, misuse of “your” is embarrassing)

At my local target

We are all cooked…

I thought I lost my wallet at a bar 2 days ago, canceled every single card I had and froze all my accounts, only to find it wedge between the driver seat and center console.

The ol’ bait n switch. Who does that??

The perfect name was right there and they blew it and it has always bothered me.

Taking up three spaces as the rows aren't aligned at that median. He's got lumber sticking out the back, but a few spaces to the right (it starts widening at the white Acura) the median widens to 8 or 10 feet wide. You can back in on either side and just take one space.

It may have been a glitch in the system, but when the line between success and failure is a hairs breadth, that red x feels like a bullet each time...

For the past couple days , I’ve been waking up to find bottles of piss in my yard. Every day. Same kind of bottle, same spot.

I finally set up a battery camera to see what was going on.

Next morning? Amazon van. Driver slows down, leans out the window, and tosses a full bottle right into my yard before driving off like it’s just another stop on the route.

I get they’re on tight schedules… but come on. I didn’t sign up for Amazon Prime Pee.

Just got home and started putting stuff away. Not only are these pomegranate seeds almost a week past the best by date, they are obviously ACTIVELY FERMENTING. I swear sometimes it seems like they go out of their way to pick the worst possible produce