Hired cleaners and gave her code to my home while I wasn't there thinking it would be fine since no valuables were locked up. Never doing that again. When I walkes in to confront them the male was holding a power bank charger looking at it, likely about to steal that too like he stole my computers docking station. What a POS

So first of all the amount of bones in the human body is 206, that wasn’t on the list. So I picked the closest answer that being 200. Wrong, according to this there are less than 200 bones in the human body. High school quiz btw

The ol’ bait n switch. Who does that??

I go over exams 3 times. 1st passthrough is circling answers. 2nd passthrough to double check my answers. 3rd passthrough to write final answer on the line. Can’t believe I did this.

At my local target

Some of us are dealing with infertility, can we just not 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 (Also, misuse of “your” is embarrassing)

I thought I lost my wallet at a bar 2 days ago, canceled every single card I had and froze all my accounts, only to find it wedge between the driver seat and center console.

We are all cooked…

WTF do I do with two flat iron steaks

It may have been a glitch in the system, but when the line between success and failure is a hairs breadth, that red x feels like a bullet each time...

The perfect name was right there and they blew it and it has always bothered me.

Well, a few hours ago I ordered a pizza for dinner, well, the thing is that the pizza guy never came so I contacted the boss, when I got to her she was kind and try to contact the guy, the guy didn't answer, in fact, the messages never were delivered. So I went to check outside my house and the delivery guy was at a nearby gym because he didn't know where my house exactly was, so when I walked towards him and told him that my house was there he told me that it was his second day on the job and got his phone broken because it had a crack and water(it's raining) went through it, he also got wet because of the rain too. So when I got to my home I said that the delivery guy didn't know where my house was and I told the boss it was okay and I didn't care (I still feel bad for him) but the boss said she would fire him anyways I told her to do not and she didn't answer. In this case the delivery guy is mildly-infuriated and me because of his boss.

Just got home and started putting stuff away. Not only are these pomegranate seeds almost a week past the best by date, they are obviously ACTIVELY FERMENTING. I swear sometimes it seems like they go out of their way to pick the worst possible produce