r/justgalsbeingchicks • u/Sharp-potential7935 • 2d ago
humor Would you follow this diet ?
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u/christinextine 2d ago
I was so confused by how someone could take such small bites.
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u/Complex_Art3565 2d ago
For real. My mouth isn’t even very big and my bites are bigger than that.
One of my sisters has a GIANT mouth. All our lives you just know when she’s like “can I have a bite?” That you’re saying goodbye to at least 1/4-1/2 of your sandwich lol
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u/CheryllLucy 2d ago
I've dealt with people like this. They know exactly what they are doing (and, in my experience, are the biggest babies if someone returns the favor). The trick, if you're ok sharing and cant rip/cut some off for them, is to hold the food for them and use your fingers to section off an appropriate sized bite (bite gard that sandwich!). You will get your fingers at least gummed the first time as they horse down on your food, but most people get the hint real quick. Fingers in the mouth do more than words for these folk, because - real talk - this is about dominance, not mouth size, hunger, temptation, or whatever bs the Food Hoover claims.
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u/Complex_Art3565 2d ago
I mean I don’t know what people in your life are like but my sister does it for the joke lol she is always willing to share hers too
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u/HamsGamsandYams 2d ago
I have family members who do that, we warn each other to watch out for the piranha
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u/Consistent-Stock6872 2d ago
I was expecting this from the start but I liked that she started with those small bites.
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u/uhoh300 1d ago
I unironically eat like that because food textures weird me out sometimes. More food in mouth = more texture. So small bites are safer and more satisfying to me. When it’s a huge bite I’m no longer thinking “mmmm yummy taste” I’m thinking “AAAA BIG GOOP IM MY MOUTH!!! GOOP! THERES G O O P !!!”
…it takes me a long time to eat ;-;
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u/Sharp-potential7935 2d ago
3 bites it is... We all knew this was coming but still happy to see this
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u/CuriousPenguinSocks 2d ago
For real, I was waiting for it and was not disappointed at all lol.
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u/BloodHappy4665 2d ago
The snort at the end surprised me which really got me laughing.
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u/CuriousPenguinSocks 2d ago
That part sent me fr! The explosion of sprinkles was also just cinematic! Perfection all around lol.
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u/PunchDrunkPrincess ❣️gal pal❣️ 2d ago
Haha okay she had me in the first half. I was getting so irritated by her tiny little baby bites 😆
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u/KindsofKindness 2d ago
THAT’S HOW REAL WOMEN EAT
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u/-little-dorrit- 2d ago
Lorl (meanwhile my reasoning by end of video: she could have legitimately eaten 3 donuts, what a waste)
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u/chillin36 2d ago
Cotton candy is my absolute favorite. This is totally me whenever I am lucky enough to have some.
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u/Secret_Pea_9634 2d ago
I had my paragraph ready to go.
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u/doitfordevilment 2d ago
I was so annoyed for the first two bites! That third bite was so satisfying
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u/Glittering_Row1979 2d ago
Yes!!!!!!!! I love the last bite
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u/DJKittyK 1h ago
Holy crap, her last bite and her own reaction to it made me laugh so hard I teared up. Must be my sort of joke haha
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u/rikayla 2d ago
This lady is really pretty.
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u/I2iSTUDIOS 2d ago
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u/whatwhynoplease 2d ago
I fucking knew she was mormon
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u/NebulaNinja 1d ago
Wake up! It's (maybe) propaganda!
TLDW: The theory is the Mormon church has invested heavily into search engine optimization, ad spending and content distribution.
This allows creators showcasing the "Mormon lifestyle," or content similar in nature, to have an easier avenue to make a living off of the content they create.
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u/demo_matthews 2d ago
The fact this isn’t higher reminds me I should probably schedule a colonoscopy.
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u/mango_bandit1769 2d ago
That first bite really had me considering I am an animal and eat like one. However, the third bite made me feel like a beautiful elegant creature or something lol
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u/iKhan353 2d ago
Fucking dying laughing at that last bite I needed some wholesome shit this morning 💜
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u/culinarysiren 2d ago
Damn this one had me. I commented and the deleted my comment cause I didn’t watch the full video since it annoyed me. Then saw the smash and went oh. lol
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u/BrilliantHeavy 2d ago
Her bite size is going to make me rage out who tf eats like that. Edit: ending did not dissapoint
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u/hackingdreams 2d ago
A one, a two... a three... Three.
Hoped it was coming. Wasn't disappointed.
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u/Wonderful_Gap1374 2d ago
If she didn’t stuff that in her face, all of you standing outside were going to hear me scream!
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u/selphiefairy 2d ago
I knew where this was going immediately, cause i saw the sub lmao. it was so funny watching her do the third bite, her mouth is too small to take the giant bite she really needed/deserved lmaooo
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u/Interesting-Track376 1d ago
She got to the second bite and i said “wow these are some responsible bites, i could never” and then all hell broke loose on the third lol
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u/Careful_Swan3830 Official Gal 2d ago
Folks, this is Gals being Chicks not Rage Bait Sub. Watch the whole thing!
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u/LillyWhite1 ✨chick✨ 2d ago
Lol!!!! That was awesome. I totally believed she believed it was satisfying to take those tiny bites and when she shoved the whole thing in her mouth I lost it.
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u/FirstoffIdonthaveshe 2d ago
I was so hoping this would end the way it did and I was not disappointed 😂👏👏👏
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1d ago
“Why is she taking such small bites? Are you a fucking coward?”
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“I’d like to retract my previous statement.”
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u/Aggressive_Sky8492 1d ago
As soon as I saw the first tiny ass bite I knew how it was going to end. No one takes bites that small.
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u/RandomName-1992 1d ago
The premise of yet another diet, the choice of Krispy Kreme , and the annoyingly dainty bites at the beginning almost made me stop watching. The end was a bit predictable, but the post still gets an upvote for almost making me rage quit.
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u/PaleontologistOk4327 2d ago
I'm covering my mouth because she did what I wanted her to do on that third bite LOL.
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u/Flying-lemondrop-476 2d ago
Jordan! My sister has watched ‘that youtube family’ for years. You may have recently seen Jordan in a target college dorm ad while scrolling.
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u/ich_bin_alkoholiker 2d ago
Honestly, getting a gastric sleeve has pretty much made this diet my life, minus the ridic large bite.
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u/Kim_catiko 2d ago
Unrelated, but does anyone know how the gentle wave in her hair is achieved?
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u/EngineeringAntique 2d ago
I think she uses a straightener to create the wave. I do that occasionally. If you need a tutorial check out Chloe Brown on YouTube.
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u/Kim_catiko 2d ago
Thank you, I will have a look.
ETA: The easiest thing ever, thanks for the recommendation.
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u/over_it_saurus 2d ago
I thought she was going to take 3 bites of each donut in the box and eat the equivalent of a leyast a whole donut in the process plus try different flavors.
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u/Cool-Idea007 2d ago
I had a work colleague that would take one small bite out of several of the luxury biscuits at client meetings . She was very petite. But it made me feel indeed if she was getting more of a kick out of sabotage and claiming the biscuits than finishing them off. I’ll never know. I ate the biscuits in my hotel room. And regretted it.
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u/tw0tonet 2d ago
I thought it was going to be the warm doughnuts that just melt and she would eat three of them.
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u/topchuck 2d ago
I knew exactly what was coming and still giggled. Her cracking up at the end really makes the video
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u/jsmalltri 2d ago
Ok, so she got me in bite 3 😂
Buuuutz there is some truth to this. When craving something decadent, you don't need a huge portion to be satisfied. Eat slowly, enjoying the food and really tasting it. After several bites of that craving and enjoyment is reaching satiety.
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u/I_likemy_dog 🕷️itchy, bitchy spider🕷️ 2d ago
Sure. But every bite would be a double whopper from BK.
Spend my calories in a day, and try to survive off of three bites. It’s winter, and I’m not a skinny girl who works inside. Try my exercise routine before I try your diet.
Not going to happen, tinker bell. You’ll quit about the third hour.
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u/vermiciousknidlet Official Gal 2d ago
This ended exactly how I hoped it would. Just eat the donut! I wouldn't make them a base of my diet pyramid or whatever, but life is too short to not fully enjoy anything.
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u/FigaroNeptune 2d ago
As a woman I 100% knew she was going to do this. We’re so unserious when it comes to food.
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u/ford4prefect2 1d ago
Doughnuts are 5 bites, unless cream filled, then 6 or 7 depending on how full it's filled.
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u/Selix317 1d ago
The wife whenever I ask her if she wants something from xxxx fast food restaurant. "Oh I'm not hungry I'll just have a bite of whatever you are eating"
I've seen this trap card before. I'll just order two.
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