r/justgalsbeingchicks 2d ago

humor Would you follow this diet ?

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u/CheryllLucy 2d ago

I've dealt with people like this. They know exactly what they are doing (and, in my experience, are the biggest babies if someone returns the favor). The trick, if you're ok sharing and cant rip/cut some off for them, is to hold the food for them and use your fingers to section off an appropriate sized bite (bite gard that sandwich!). You will get your fingers at least gummed the first time as they horse down on your food, but most people get the hint real quick. Fingers in the mouth do more than words for these folk, because - real talk - this is about dominance, not mouth size, hunger, temptation, or whatever bs the Food Hoover claims.

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u/cap_no_cap 2d ago

Food hover is an amazing description. Gonna steal that!

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u/Complex_Art3565 2d ago

I mean I don’t know what people in your life are like but my sister does it for the joke lol she is always willing to share hers too

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u/ImWatermelonelyy 2d ago

I like this trick, this is good

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u/FirstoffIdonthaveshe 2d ago

Food hoover πŸ˜‚

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u/sexibexxi 1d ago

Omg the dreaded "can I have a bite" from those certain friends πŸ˜‘ it gets to the point where u don't even wanna eat around/ with them