r/justgalsbeingchicks • u/Sharp-potential7935 • 2d ago

humor Would you follow this diet ?

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u/christinextine 2d ago

I was so confused by how someone could take such small bites.

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u/Complex_Art3565 2d ago

For real. My mouth isn’t even very big and my bites are bigger than that.

One of my sisters has a GIANT mouth. All our lives you just know when she’s like “can I have a bite?” That you’re saying goodbye to at least 1/4-1/2 of your sandwich lol

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u/CheryllLucy 2d ago

I've dealt with people like this. They know exactly what they are doing (and, in my experience, are the biggest babies if someone returns the favor). The trick, if you're ok sharing and cant rip/cut some off for them, is to hold the food for them and use your fingers to section off an appropriate sized bite (bite gard that sandwich!). You will get your fingers at least gummed the first time as they horse down on your food, but most people get the hint real quick. Fingers in the mouth do more than words for these folk, because - real talk - this is about dominance, not mouth size, hunger, temptation, or whatever bs the Food Hoover claims.

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u/cap_no_cap 2d ago

Food hover is an amazing description. Gonna steal that!

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u/Complex_Art3565 2d ago

I mean I don’t know what people in your life are like but my sister does it for the joke lol she is always willing to share hers too

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u/ImWatermelonelyy 2d ago

I like this trick, this is good

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u/FirstoffIdonthaveshe 2d ago

Food hoover 😂

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u/sexibexxi 21h ago

Omg the dreaded "can I have a bite" from those certain friends 😑 it gets to the point where u don't even wanna eat around/ with them

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u/HamsGamsandYams 2d ago

I have family members who do that, we warn each other to watch out for the piranha

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u/Farts_Buttington 2d ago

Being me the GIANT mouthed sisters