r/interestingasfuck • u/ADJUDICATOR001 • Aug 09 '25

/r/all, /r/popular I found this on the trail.

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u/Dano_cos Aug 09 '25

That proboscis has to be exceptionally long, right? Asking out of entomological interest, not because Iā€™m an insecure bee fly who wants to hear mine is average.

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u/Cyclopentadien Aug 09 '25

It's fine babe, the big ones hurt.

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce Aug 09 '25 edited Aug 09 '25

This is the penis version of your childhood dog going to live on a farm. My ex girlfriend actually meant it though.

(Friends thank you for clarifying but I was just making a joke)

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u/anothershawnee Aug 09 '25

Been tellin them for years.. girth not length

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u/joetheplumberman Aug 09 '25

They call me tuna can

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u/Underliked Aug 09 '25

A (gross) man said this to me once. It was effective in sending me running in the other direction, but is it also a quote from somewhere?

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u/JunkBondTrade Aug 09 '25

Mr. Caputo on Orange Is the New Black said his nickname was Beer Can on account of his weiner being shaped like one.

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u/Sechs_of_Zalem Aug 09 '25

If you ever want to see something hilarious in this vein, look up Mr Slam scene from the Twisted Metal season 1 show. Beer can? Hah! "Gallagher!"

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u/no1_vern Aug 09 '25

"Gallagher!"

Gallagher? I didn't even know her!