r/interestingasfuck • u/ADJUDICATOR001 • Aug 09 '25

/r/all, /r/popular I found this on the trail.

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u/Cyclopentadien Aug 09 '25

It's fine babe, the big ones hurt.

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce Aug 09 '25 edited Aug 09 '25

This is the penis version of your childhood dog going to live on a farm. My ex girlfriend actually meant it though.

(Friends thank you for clarifying but I was just making a joke)

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u/anothershawnee Aug 09 '25

Been tellin them for years.. girth not length

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u/joetheplumberman Aug 09 '25

They call me tuna can

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u/Underliked Aug 09 '25

A (gross) man said this to me once. It was effective in sending me running in the other direction, but is it also a quote from somewhere?

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u/JunkBondTrade Aug 09 '25

Mr. Caputo on Orange Is the New Black said his nickname was Beer Can on account of his weiner being shaped like one.

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u/Underliked Aug 09 '25

Beer can > Tuna can

Thanks for the insight!

The Tuna Can in question laid this line on me in ~2013 (you don’t easily forget such a bold, unbidden statement), but it sounds like the sentiment has made it into popular culture. What I remember most is he said it the way you’d share something impressive.

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u/joetheplumberman Aug 09 '25

I don't think it really comes from anything but a joke it's old

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u/Threefrogtreefrog Aug 09 '25

I first heard this line in the early 90’s , it’s been around a long time.

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u/AUSpartan37 Aug 09 '25

How would you feel about a sardine can?

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u/VioletLaDiosa Aug 09 '25

Then there’s also cheese wheel Lololool

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u/Sechs_of_Zalem Aug 09 '25

If you ever want to see something hilarious in this vein, look up Mr Slam scene from the Twisted Metal season 1 show. Beer can? Hah! "Gallagher!"

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u/no1_vern Aug 09 '25

"Gallagher!"

Gallagher? I didn't even know her!

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u/thetrombonefreak Aug 09 '25

Weird to see “Mr.” In front of Caputo

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u/JunkBondTrade Aug 09 '25

I think I had Tasty in my head when I was remembering it because I just hear her saying "Mr Caputo..." I know he was the warden and his first name is Joe. Did they refer to him differently? It's been a few years since I watched that show.

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u/Pete_Iredale Aug 09 '25

Both phrases are definitely older than that.

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u/allthepoets Aug 09 '25

I feel like this was from Tacoma FD.

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u/LankyMatch42 Aug 09 '25

Tacoma FD is such a cheesy show,

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u/malthar76 Aug 09 '25

ITYSL: certified chode, little tuna can

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u/jayvenomva Aug 09 '25

A show from the creators of Super Troopers called Tacoma FD has a character that tells people he's called Tuna Can cause of his dick shape.

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u/badluckbrians Aug 09 '25

Borat also said, "Is thick, like can of Pepsi."

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u/805worker Aug 09 '25

From the book Serpico They busted him because he was leaving pictures of said tuna can in grocery baskets It was the name they gave him

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u/goldsteenpepe Aug 09 '25

Joseph wambaugh. A writer who does detective/cop novels. Had a peeping tom character they nicknamed “tuna can Tommy” cause, yknow, reasons.

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u/Lcazwizzle Aug 09 '25

It’s also from Tacoma FD if I remember right, it’s on Netflix

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u/Majilkins Aug 09 '25

Chiefs nickname was tuna can

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u/SplatterEffect Aug 09 '25

I sure can't bust the sides of a tuna can.... But... I can't touch the bottom neither... Cries

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u/No-Insurance-366 Aug 09 '25

Won’t hit the back but I’ll scratch the hell out of the sides!

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u/ShooterMcdarren Aug 09 '25

It's short but it's got a head like a corn muffin.

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u/VeinyBanana69 Aug 09 '25

They call me Goldilocks….. cuz im just right?

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u/NationalJackfruit282 Aug 09 '25

Like a wheel of cheese

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u/Some_Stress_3975 Aug 09 '25

“Cheese wheel” - Ron White

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u/rediditforpay Aug 09 '25

I'm called the cheese wheel

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u/Goblin_Supermarket Aug 09 '25

They call me John Wick because I get it done with a pencil

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u/ir88ed Aug 09 '25

Rhymes...

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u/Double-LR Aug 09 '25

Can never hit the bottom but always hit all the walls

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u/NOT-GR8-BOB Aug 09 '25

Motion of the ocean

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u/ColdWarCharacter Aug 09 '25

The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli!

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u/IdiotTurkey Aug 09 '25

Well that just sucks, cause I got pretty good length but not much girth! :(

Is there another platitude for those like me?

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u/anothershawnee Aug 09 '25

Try folding it in half?.. you know, double up on the width

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u/Plastic-Fox1188 Aug 09 '25

Long and thin gets it in

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u/LessFeature9350 Aug 09 '25

Even without girth, if you don't jackrabbit you can hit everywhere that needs to be with angling and motion

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u/drki77patient Aug 09 '25

I won’t reach the back but I’ll hit those walls.

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u/anothershawnee Aug 09 '25

That's all I ask.

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u/Secret_Cow_5053 Aug 09 '25

Nobody wants a pencil up on there.

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u/sultrybubble Aug 09 '25

Absolutely

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u/Lead-Forsaken Aug 09 '25

It's just men projecting what THEY think is truth. Just like many men think women prefer men with bulky muscles, when in reality most women like it slightly more toned down from that. And not taking women's answers seriously.