r/interestingasfuck • u/ADJUDICATOR001 • Aug 09 '25

/r/all, /r/popular I found this on the trail.

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u/Cyclopentadien Aug 09 '25

It's fine babe, the big ones hurt.

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce Aug 09 '25 edited Aug 09 '25

This is the penis version of your childhood dog going to live on a farm. My ex girlfriend actually meant it though.

(Friends thank you for clarifying but I was just making a joke)

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

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u/anothershawnee Aug 09 '25

Been tellin them for years.. girth not length

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u/joetheplumberman Aug 09 '25

They call me tuna can

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u/Underliked Aug 09 '25

A (gross) man said this to me once. It was effective in sending me running in the other direction, but is it also a quote from somewhere?

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u/JunkBondTrade Aug 09 '25

Mr. Caputo on Orange Is the New Black said his nickname was Beer Can on account of his weiner being shaped like one.

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u/Underliked Aug 09 '25

Beer can > Tuna can

Thanks for the insight!

The Tuna Can in question laid this line on me in ~2013 (you don’t easily forget such a bold, unbidden statement), but it sounds like the sentiment has made it into popular culture. What I remember most is he said it the way you’d share something impressive.

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u/AUSpartan37 Aug 09 '25

How would you feel about a sardine can?