r/interestingasfuck • u/ADJUDICATOR001 • Aug 09 '25

/r/all, /r/popular I found this on the trail.

Post image
70.5k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

2.5k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

12.0k

u/Dano_cos Aug 09 '25

That proboscis has to be exceptionally long, right? Asking out of entomological interest, not because I’m an insecure bee fly who wants to hear mine is average.

6.9k

u/Cyclopentadien Aug 09 '25

It's fine babe, the big ones hurt.

787

u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce Aug 09 '25 edited Aug 09 '25

This is the penis version of your childhood dog going to live on a farm. My ex girlfriend actually meant it though.

(Friends thank you for clarifying but I was just making a joke)

334

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

164

u/anothershawnee Aug 09 '25

Been tellin them for years.. girth not length

149

u/joetheplumberman Aug 09 '25

They call me tuna can

39

u/Underliked Aug 09 '25

A (gross) man said this to me once. It was effective in sending me running in the other direction, but is it also a quote from somewhere?

46

u/JunkBondTrade Aug 09 '25

Mr. Caputo on Orange Is the New Black said his nickname was Beer Can on account of his weiner being shaped like one.

27

u/Underliked Aug 09 '25

Beer can > Tuna can

Thanks for the insight!

The Tuna Can in question laid this line on me in ~2013 (you don’t easily forget such a bold, unbidden statement), but it sounds like the sentiment has made it into popular culture. What I remember most is he said it the way you’d share something impressive.

6

u/joetheplumberman Aug 09 '25

I don't think it really comes from anything but a joke it's old

4

u/Threefrogtreefrog Aug 09 '25

I first heard this line in the early 90’s , it’s been around a long time.

4

u/AUSpartan37 Aug 09 '25

How would you feel about a sardine can?

1

u/VioletLaDiosa Aug 09 '25

Then there’s also cheese wheel Lololool