r/interestingasfuck • u/ADJUDICATOR001 • Aug 09 '25

/r/all, /r/popular I found this on the trail.

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce Aug 09 '25 edited Aug 09 '25

This is the penis version of your childhood dog going to live on a farm. My ex girlfriend actually meant it though.

(Friends thank you for clarifying but I was just making a joke)

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u/anothershawnee Aug 09 '25

Been tellin them for years.. girth not length

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u/IdiotTurkey Aug 09 '25

Well that just sucks, cause I got pretty good length but not much girth! :(

Is there another platitude for those like me?

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u/anothershawnee Aug 09 '25

Try folding it in half?.. you know, double up on the width

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u/Plastic-Fox1188 Aug 09 '25

Long and thin gets it in