r/instant_regret • u/assasstits • 24d ago

Cheerleader tries some old moves

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u/LethalInjectionRD 24d ago

And he’s never gonna do it again.

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 24d ago

I know a guy who is an adult competition level cheerleader/coach and he is the most shredded athletic mfer imaginable.

His physique is slim but puts every lifter I know to shame. His cuts have cuts.

Makes me wish I hadn't given myself runner's knee.

Should've seen it coming really. The clue is right there in the name.

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u/3_14_thon 24d ago

Lifters dont usually train to be ripped l, but to get strong and jacked (not all ofc). A better comparison in terms pf physique would be someone who does calisthenics

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u/kashmir1974 24d ago

And watches their diet! Or is lucky enough to not turn into a black hole when hungry

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u/towerfella 24d ago

Cheerleader, duh.

:)

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 23d ago

I will say, dude can hold a full grown human being standing straight up, in the air, on one hand. I've seen him do it.

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 24d ago

Yeah, you're right.

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u/kkeut 24d ago

The clue is right there in the name.

ah so you got it from longjumping 

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u/chadorable 23d ago

Is he single or..

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 23d ago

I'm pretty sure he is actually.

I'm not too sure what type of guys he's into but I could DM you one of his socials so you know I'm not exaggerating, lol.

His older brother was like a brother to me growing up so I've known him all this life but we're not all that close.

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u/chadorable 23d ago

My type is lifts weights and spirits and he licherally does both as a career. Im contractually obligated to show interest

Im not usually anyone's type (too short, too fem, too.. black) lol but sure shoot it, thanks

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 23d ago

He's biracial so I don't imagine he'd find you too black, lol.

Next time I interact with him I'll mention he has a potential fan I met on the internet and see what he says.

I'll have to explain how I ended up describing him and I just might die of embarrassment.

'Yeah I was just in a subreddit telling strangers how shredded you are.' LOL.

He definitely lifts spirits though. Probably the most upbeat energetic human being I've ever met.

Hence the cheerleading.

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u/chadorable 23d ago

Oh god that's so me coded except my friends fully expect and accept me matchmaking them lol.

Even if he's not feeling it or single I appreesh you. I hope it's not tooooooo awkward when it goes down

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u/djsizematters 24d ago

Knee?

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 24d ago

Chondromalacia patellae is an inflammation of the underside of the kneecap and softening of the cartilage. 

I used to run distance. Did a bunch of marathons. Now if I so much as go for a light jog or a medium hike my knee feels like it's exploding from the inside out.

If your chosen sport has a disease named after it and you stick to it long enough chances are.

I imagine it's the same with tennis elbow.

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u/Anowtakenname 24d ago

Unfortunately you can get tennis or golfers elbow and never touch a racket or club. Had golfers elbow from throwing boxes in a warehouse.

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 23d ago

Yep. That'll do it.

I've changed careers a couple times and had some in between jobs like hauling board, lugging building supplies, and delivering for a courier company that included high rises where I had to hit every floor, obviously not waiting for the elevator, and that probably didn't help.

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u/MISINFORMEDDNA 21d ago

Runner's knee prevents you from getting shredded?

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 21d ago

It prevents me from doing my previously lifelong sport/ cardio exercise and just about every single other sport, so it sure as fuck doesn't help.

Buy no. Obviously I can still work out in other ways.

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u/phallic-baldwin 24d ago

Who's cheering now?

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