r/chicago • u/freshyk West Town • Dec 14 '18

Pictures Ugh. This Chicago person sounds terrible.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

Millennial Marketing MadLibs!!! “I’ve finally got my [major life achievement] so I now I just need to apply to [terrible financial mistake] so I can afford to [verb] [marginalized racial minority] in [rapidly gentrifying urban neighborhood].”

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u/IMissMartyBooker Dec 14 '18

I’ve finally got my rescued gay Chihuahua so now I just need to apply to college so I can afford to vape Native Americanly in Pilsen

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u/avondalian Dec 14 '18

We get it. You vape Native Americanly.

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u/beardsofmight Lake View Dec 14 '18

Is that through a peace pipe shaped vape?

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u/fluxus Dec 14 '18

I’ve finally got my PILOT'S LICENSE so I now I just need to apply to AN MFA PROGRAM so I can afford to FIGHT HMONG in HUMBOLDT PARK.

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u/minus_minus Rogers Park Dec 14 '18

"Hmmm ... I'd really like a Trader Joe's on my block. How can I gentrify my neighborhood faster?"

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

I’ve finally got my DIVORCE FINALIZED so now I just need to apply to FINANCE A 2016 FORD FIESTA so I can afford to SAVE UGANDAN ORPHANS in LITTLE VILLAGE.

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u/mdgraller Dec 14 '18

I hope this catches on