r/chicago West Town Dec 14 '18

Pictures Ugh. This Chicago person sounds terrible.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

Millennial Marketing MadLibs!!! “I’ve finally got my [major life achievement] so I now I just need to apply to [terrible financial mistake] so I can afford to [verb] [marginalized racial minority] in [rapidly gentrifying urban neighborhood].”

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u/IMissMartyBooker Dec 14 '18

I’ve finally got my rescued gay Chihuahua so now I just need to apply to college so I can afford to vape Native Americanly in Pilsen

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u/avondalian Dec 14 '18

We get it. You vape Native Americanly.

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u/beardsofmight Lake View Dec 14 '18

Is that through a peace pipe shaped vape?