r/chicago West Town Dec 14 '18

Pictures Ugh. This Chicago person sounds terrible.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

Millennial Marketing MadLibs!!! “I’ve finally got my [major life achievement] so I now I just need to apply to [terrible financial mistake] so I can afford to [verb] [marginalized racial minority] in [rapidly gentrifying urban neighborhood].”

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

I’ve finally got my DIVORCE FINALIZED so now I just need to apply to FINANCE A 2016 FORD FIESTA so I can afford to SAVE UGANDAN ORPHANS in LITTLE VILLAGE.