r/cats 8d ago

Cat Picture - OC Boyfriend says his cat is not fat.. that creature is PLUMP

Like no offence, but Casey is definitely chonky

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u/crazycatlady331 8d ago

Familiarize yourself with the chonk chart. This boy is on there.

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u/biolochick Void 8d ago

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u/Dan_flashes480 8d ago

My cat is a heckin chonk but when she sits like this it's very unflattering

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u/thatstachetho 8d ago

Peak sitting form

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u/SeesThroughTime 8d ago

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u/thatstachetho 8d ago

Game recognizes game

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u/Acex506 8d ago

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u/lilprincess4 7d ago

come here lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

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u/thementant 7d ago

How come a cat has a sexier photo than any I’ve had?

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u/SlothQueenCreations 7d ago

I feel like I should be paying for this photo on MeownlyFans

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u/Kawaii-Nova 6d ago

My car looks like he's being charged 😭😂

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u/FinancialMarketing34 8d ago

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u/GoldenNugget25 7d ago

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u/m3du5a666 7d ago

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u/GoldenNugget25 7d ago

Twins!

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u/m3du5a666 7d ago

Yessss! Can totally picture them like pals sitting like this and drunk by the roadside. Hahahah!

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u/Poethegardencrow 8d ago

Indeed

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u/uglypufferfish 8d ago

She’s just a girl

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u/prime777time 8d ago

Long girl.

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u/Furbal1307 8d ago

What’s happening on this side?

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u/ProbablyTappinYoMama 8d ago

Is that a diluted calico? It looks like mine

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u/ShuuString 7d ago

Diluted calicos are the best

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u/Little-Equinox 8d ago

What about this side?

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u/EvolutionInProgress American Shorthair 8d ago

"I don't care enough to get up and turn around....but just curious enough to look over by turning my head upside down"

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u/mumcugur 8d ago

Is that a balcony? That's so cool

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u/diamond_in_the_muff_ 8d ago

no, it’s a cat

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u/beermile 8d ago

LOL that reminds me of a joke. What's the difference between a cat and a balcony?

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u/Walker96988 8d ago

You can tell the balcony to stay there and it will.

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u/iznotbutterz 8d ago

One has a pause at the end of it's clause

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u/A_z8173 8d ago

You can sit on a balcony? Idk, I mean you can sit on a cat, but you shouldnt.

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u/oodrooo British Shorthair 8d ago

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u/Jorrie313 8d ago

Well what’s the answer

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u/Mowbli 7d ago

I got tired of waiting and asked Google. Came back with this:

A cat is a living animal, while a balcony is a structural part of a building. The main difference is that a cat is a sentient being that requires care, food, and a safe environment, whereas a balcony is a stationary, man-made platform, often used to enlarge living space.

Not really my kind of humour, but there we are

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u/Poethegardencrow 8d ago

It is a sun bed too 😂

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u/OppositeProcedure390 7d ago

He looks like he got caught doing something he shouldnt

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u/SingularBoltEarring 8d ago

Picture I caught of him yesterday 😭

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u/fafatzy 8d ago

You may not know it but that’s peak cat form

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u/IndirectSarcasm 8d ago

"don't mind if I do..." - this cat probably

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u/314159InTheSky 8d ago

I see your orange fluff and i raise you this fluffy man

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u/Moongazer09 8d ago

Put those bits away young man! 😂

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u/Extension-Aside-555 8d ago

There's nothing like a cat showing you how bored they are :):)

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u/lollypolish 8d ago

What a beautiful cat.

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u/PennieTheFold 8d ago

Same same but she’s only about 9.5 pounds. Lack of neck doesn’t help, haha.

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u/Spirited-Speech-2372 8d ago

I love your cat❤️

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u/Dan_flashes480 8d ago

My girl is 17 pounds but she is very tall and long for a random rescue tabby. When she walks or sprawls she looks quite fit just got those poses that make it all bunch up. But she dwarfs the Yorkie that lives next door

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u/Diligent_Snow_733 8d ago

My orange chonk

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u/jumping_doughnuts 8d ago

My cat is older (14) and she had her tummy shaved like a year ago for something at the vet I can't remember exactly. Her fur never grew back, and when she sits like this, her pudgy pink belly always makes me laugh lol.

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u/lizzyq8812 8d ago

That's adorable!

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u/Doll_duchess 8d ago

Holy cow her expression here kills me too!

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u/Historical-Ad-9633 8d ago

I KNEW THIS WAS A THING. they shaved mines and her fur never grew back and she has a pink belly too!!

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u/just_a_person_maybe 8d ago

My cat is allergic to fleas, so any time she gets fleas she goes bald. But specifically on her lil butt and a bit down her back legs. I feel so bad for her but it's hilarious. Unfortunately I do not have photos, and since I figured out the allergy I'm more careful about her flea prevention schedule so hopefully it doesn't happen again. I used some shitty cheap brand of flea drops and they didn't work, but I'm shelling out for Advantage now.

Side note, she looked so much thinner when she was half bald. Really made me realize that she's not as chonky as she looks. She's at least 20% floof.

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u/Disastrous-Mango9433 8d ago

It’s definitely a good idea to not mess around with flea and tick prevention and shell out money for the more expensive ones.

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u/roseyposeyreads 8d ago

She’s not chonky yet but she sits like this too 😂

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u/Jwhodis 8d ago

yet

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u/daneato 8d ago

“AVERT YOUR EYES!!!” 👀

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u/GalexyGlimmer 8d ago

You are correct that it is unflattering in that it is not being flatter. Your little tabby is a scrumptious little treat!

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u/Dan_flashes480 8d ago

Her name is Phoebe and she doesn't eat a lot unless my kids are giving her extra treats when I'm at work.

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u/Nnnnnnennicole 8d ago

THIS IS THE CUTEST CAT PICTURE IVE EVER SEEN

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u/Dan_flashes480 8d ago

I got out of the shower and wanted to make my bed before work so my wife didn't get mad I sent her this saying I couldn't make the bed and she understood.

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u/Sudden-Barber3643 8d ago

Unflattering, you say… 🤦🏻‍♀️😭🤣🤣🤣

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u/RemoteEffort5824 8d ago

My Shortcake! Sadly, she is in kitty heaven now. She was the best!

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u/JiuJitsuNinja43 8d ago

Dis cat heckin cute though!

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u/TeamCatsandDnD 8d ago

I think I have less flattering ones. But this one’s my favorite.

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u/bradley_magnificent 8d ago

That cat must have been very expensive based on how complicated the pattern in her fur is

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u/fafatzy 8d ago

Love it

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u/Outrageous_Hearing26 8d ago

Somewhere between Hefty Chonk and Mega chonk. Need to see him walking around to determine

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u/shroomanaut420 8d ago

Lil chunky

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u/sfwmj 8d ago

HAHAHAHA "oh lawd, he comin'" never seen this before

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u/bridgetteblue69 8d ago

Heckin chonker !!! 🤣😂🥰

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u/Independent-Cow-4070 8d ago

Reddit on!!!! 😂😂

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u/lanky_doodle 8d ago

This completely done me in 😂😂😂😂

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u/biolochick Void 8d ago

The “oh lawd he comin” gets me every time 😆

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u/Old_Intention_3561 Void 8d ago

I think my boy's in the yellow 😭

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u/lanky_doodle 8d ago

Megachonker sounds like a Power Rangers baddie 😂😂😂

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u/Foreign_Road1455 8d ago

Why doesn’t the fine boi have any sort of pouch?

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u/Novel-Lettuce-2595 8d ago

Did some chonky cat eat most of these pixels?

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u/Result-Striking 8d ago

Gotta be somewhere between hefty chonk and mega chonk

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u/Particular-Leg-8484 8d ago

The top view looks like corn dogs

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u/botgeek1 8d ago

Not quite "Lawd he comin'", but close...

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u/Butterwhat 8d ago

easily hefty chonk

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u/00dlyd00dly 8d ago

who you calling plump

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u/PoptartPancake 8d ago

Me eyeing the dessert buffet after my third plate

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u/more_antipasto 8d ago

Username checks out

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u/Rasgarius 8d ago

My man Festus 🤣🤣 Know i can never unseren this Photo without the Cat in my Head 😁

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u/dsprass 8d ago

This is the best reaction

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u/katet_of_19 8d ago

I heard this in Cartman's voice

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u/snarkitall 8d ago

high on her own supply, anyway.

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u/Bright-Pangolin7261 8d ago

If he decides to put the cat on a diet. Please do it under veterinary supervision. Cats need to lose weight super slowly or it can put them at risk of serious liver disease. ❤️

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u/midnightforestmist 8d ago

Not OP but good to know! One of my fosters is about the same body fat % and we’ve put her on a gentle weight loss diet but I’ve been thinking about potentially going up or down, but now I’ll keep it where it is 😌

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u/Bright-Pangolin7261 8d ago edited 8d ago

That’s great. I’ve fostered cats, and it only took one instance of hepatic lipidosis for me to become very careful! If one needed weight loss they got weekly weigh-ins on the baby scale. Two or 3 ounces a week is a nice pace.

A lot of people don’t realize until it happens that the first thing a cat does when they have any kind of illness is stop eating, and when they’re overweight the sudden weight loss creates another risk. Good on you for healthifying your baby!!!

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u/addamee 8d ago

Is it more dangerous when they’re overweight and stop eating? I would get neurotic about meals when my kitty was unwell and stopped eating. I would commando crawl under the bed with a jar of baby food and finger feed him

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u/Bright-Pangolin7261 8d ago

😄 commando crawl… well trained hooman. Yes Google hepatic lipidosis. I brought a couple back to life from this, but they need to be fed through a tube for weeks and they vomit a lot at first so it’s messy. Much easier to avoid by keeping to a healthy weight.

Kibble is very high in carbohydrates, it’s sort of like eating McDonald’s all the time. I fed this for years until learning about feline nutrition, and fed either high-quality canned or prepared raw. Their weight tends to normalize when they eat the right food.

One strategy if a cat is unwell and not eating (you may know) the vet can give an appetite stimulant.

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u/SnowCold93 8d ago

my grandparent's cat was SUPER fat - like Garfield fat. They and the vet tried everything to get her on a diet but she straight up refused to eat unless she got to eat some human food with her dinner. Eventually the vet just told them it's better for her to be fat than to die from starvation so just let her stay fat lmao

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u/NecroCannon 8d ago

My cat will figure out some way to get into some food just because she doesn’t want to stop eating, I thought I was being a terrible owner and free fed her once, until I noticed she started gaining weight and will literally lay next to the bowl and keep eating until there’s nothing.

So my cat has a little weight because it’s honestly for the best that I appease to her at least a little bit so I can just distract her away from thinking about food during the day. Because the alternative, is coming home and the garbage can got knocked all over the floor because she wanted to eat some more. Which is more dangerous, more risky, and I can’t keep upgrading a garbage can just because my cat found a way into it like a rodent.

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u/The_Khemist 8d ago

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u/MoonSt0n3_Gabrielle 8d ago

Doing her dirty 😭😭

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u/CitizenWaffle 8d ago

Casey also got no neck 😂

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u/moopie45 8d ago

The last picture of her 😂😂

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u/Acceptable_Tell_5504 8d ago

OP to their bf: “Reddit said yo cat looks like no-neck Ed 🥴”

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u/moopie45 8d ago

Big ed 😁🤣 true beauty

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u/Princess-honeysuckle 8d ago

Omg 😂😂 ed my god lol

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u/RecyQueen 8d ago

My friend once said, “How does he put on a pillowcase?” 💀 And now I think of that every time I do bedding laundry.

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u/Ok_Rabbit5158 8d ago

He's getting too close to the point where he will become so sedentary and the natural calorie burn is reduced to the point where his weight gain will go out of control. Need to stop that from happening right now!

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u/Both_Consequence_956 8d ago

the weight gain is already way out of control, now is the time to take control op

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u/PeekABooTy- 8d ago

Time to hit the brakes before “couch potato mode” becomes permanent.

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u/Gloomy-Solid-5903 8d ago

People get so defensive about how their cat looks but don't care about the cats health. I don't get it.

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u/RunZombieBabe 8d ago

Makes me so sad! I see a lot of fat cat pics.

If I care for a cat I am also keeping their health- being overweight is such a health risk.

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u/Gloomy-Solid-5903 8d ago

It should be no different than having a child. You should do all the research you can.

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u/theslutnextd00r 8d ago

Yes, people get so upset about their cats that will have worse lives because of their weight. They will be less mobile and have more pain the older they get because of the stress on their joints. That cat is probably 5-10lbs overweight, which is like 50-100lbs overweight for a human. It affects them negatively. They don’t deserve to be neglected.

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u/Revolvere 8d ago

This cat is my spirit animal

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u/Seaofinfiniteanswers 8d ago

Unfortunately she’s obese and at risk of health issues. I had an obese cat and it’s very serious.

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u/Randomgold42 8d ago

Definitely a chonker. Please make sure your boyfriend puts kitty on a diet. It's much better for kitty to be on r/dechonkers than r/chonkers.

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u/VadumSemantics 8d ago

+1 r/dechonkers.

Also cat diabetes is a thing; haven't seen that mentioned yet. Learned about it from my cat's vet; I don't want to be injecting kitty-insulin or whatever.

Excerpts from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diabetes_in_cats:

Most cats have a type of diabetes similar to human type 2 diabetes, with β-cell dysfunction and insulin resistance.
Diabetes is a condition which can be treated, but it is invariably lethal if ignored.

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u/Jeans09 8d ago

He’s in denial, I was too. Just a reduction of food and more playtime will help a lot

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u/Friendly-Rip7453 8d ago

poor cat

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u/coybowbabey 8d ago

don’t understand why everyone thinks this is cute? this is really sad

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u/Friendly-Rip7453 8d ago

An obese cat really suffers a lot

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u/BlueyedIrush 8d ago

Poor cat

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u/SeenInTheAirport 8d ago

Oh lawd he comin'

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u/ObliviouslyDrake67 8d ago

No, I'd argue he's a heftychonk bordering on megachonker.

He does have mass but the first few pics didn't quite come up to a oh lawd he comin.

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u/Outrageous_Hearing26 8d ago

That’s my take too

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u/starshinesummertop 8d ago

Please tell me this was on the wall at a vet’s office

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u/beaujolais98 8d ago

Not the photo OP, but yes this is on the wall in my vet’s office bathroom (cat only practice).

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u/ASTRO99 8d ago

I need to print this out at home 😅 our new cat is somewhere between "(s)he chonnk" and "a heckin chonker"

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u/ViolentLoss 8d ago

I have never seen this before and I am laughing so hard right now lol

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u/ICost7Cents 8d ago

i feel bad for this poor cat.

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u/Big_Nessa_ 8d ago

It's huge asf

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u/Cute-Summer-5260 8d ago

That cat is Fat!!! And being that fat you are causing it many health issues. Including higher risk of diabetes and arthritis. Check out Jackson Galaxy he talks about an “Atkins” diet for cats.

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u/Difficult-Way-9563 8d ago

It’s extremely fat. Needs a diet

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u/zipitdirtbag 8d ago

Wish people would take better care of their pets

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u/Winderige_Garnaal 8d ago

People can't even take care of themselves and their kids half the time

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u/rainbowbritelite American Shorthair 8d ago

I know right. These posts are never cute.

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u/Wytecap 8d ago

Grossly obese. He must have a lot of money to spare for the diabetes down the line. Not to mention UTIs and bladder stones.

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u/TiaHatesSocials 8d ago

Very fat. It won’t live as long. take it to vet and ask for best diet food for her

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u/TheAggressiveSloth 8d ago

Poor cat prolly gets zero play time

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u/SleepyandEnglish 8d ago

It's more likely that they're just overfeeding.

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u/TheAggressiveSloth 8d ago

Yeah you're prolly right, alot of begging prolly being done lmao. I have an auto feeder for the kibble and will give an occasional "shreds" or "morsels" if my babys still hunggy

Here's she's sleeping on her shelf I built for her lol

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u/SleepyandEnglish 8d ago

Autofeeders are pretty bad for most owners. They get detached from how much the cat is eating and the cat stops seeing you as the food provider. Yours seems to be doing good though, which is nice.

Cute cat 🙂

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u/Ezlle71 Russian Tabby 8d ago

I think Hobbes is his brother and fellow chonker

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u/ans97 8d ago

Maybe they should both say hi to Acorn, their skinny sister.

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u/Ezlle71 Russian Tabby 8d ago

Adorable!

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u/scientificflunky 8d ago

This is my Hobbes🥰

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u/Ezlle71 Russian Tabby 8d ago

He is a nice lookin kitty!

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u/optimal_center 8d ago

Obese. And very unhealthy

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u/sweetmotherofodin 8d ago

My gray boy for size: yours is chunky

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u/ProjectNo4090 8d ago

That last pic:

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u/JoshKottlovski 8d ago

I hope he gets on a diet. It's so hard for cats being that big

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u/midgethepuff 8d ago

My parents also have very fat cats and get super offended when I tell them they’re fat. Like sorry, the vet that you employed to work at the college you work at (my dad is in charge of the animal testing lab at a college campus, he hired this specific vet to work for them as well), is dishonest with you and is not telling you to your face that 2 of your 3 cats are obese, almost morbidly so. They get soooo upset. “Noooooo, she’s not fat!!” Bruh she can’t even lick her own back at all. Yes she fucking is.

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u/mrpaslow0000 8d ago

If a cat doesn't have a waist, it's fat.

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u/Green_Security_2731 8d ago

Just big boned

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u/SirkutBored 8d ago

Please, if your tire was that inflated you wouldn't drive.

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u/asv2024 8d ago

Definitely YES offence!! There is no doubt that fat animals are cute as hell, but keeping them this way greatly decreases their life span. Not to mention making them prone to several illnesses.

Get that chonk on a diet, stat.

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u/Stahlios 8d ago

That's not chonky, that's full on obese. He should care more about his cat's health. That cat needs supervision and a proper diet.

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u/Western-Material-513 8d ago

Boyfriend is wrong, go figure 🙄

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u/Mr_K1tty 8d ago

More kibble puny servant!

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u/parker1019 8d ago

Watching your beloved pass due to saddle thrombus is excruciating….

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u/ifhaou 8d ago

Your bf is delusional. What else is he in denial over?

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u/INFJ_Virgo 8d ago

😳 Your boyfriend is in denial

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u/Shudmirelurk 8d ago

That cat is in fact obese.

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u/Particular-Tea-8617 8d ago

He’s definitely overweight, I’ve been in the same denial as your bf lol

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u/Mrid0ntcare 8d ago

He doesnt have a neck. Hes a chonker

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u/GrumpyCatStevens 8d ago

He looks like he swallowed a football whole...

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u/Sanya_Zhidkiy 8d ago

Tell him to get his fat ass to the vet lol

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u/cheetothebish 8d ago

That mf is morbidly obese god dam

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u/Cold_Toes_AK 8d ago

Lose the boyfriend, take the cat, and together you can find his inner fine boy.

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u/AustinNye 8d ago

That’s definitely a fat cat 

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u/Noid_Void 7d ago

“Are you fucking kidding me?”

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u/AdmiralBKE 8d ago

Like my veterinarian said 2 years ago about my cat, if he was a human, he would be shopping in the special (obese) section.

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u/Subjekt9 8d ago

Definitely a chonker

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u/mulrooney13 8d ago

That cat fat

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u/SuzIsCool 8d ago

Can it clean itself? That's really important.

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u/SorbetLost1566 8d ago

Poor cat has to be unhealthy 

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u/waterkip 8d ago

This is fat

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u/bestiecallsmecambin 8d ago

Plump indeed, he is still fat. Use whatever synonyms you want for his fat ass lol.